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  1. Penisalotta

    Penisalotta Porn Surfer

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    Nah but I love takin a fat shit on the floor just next to the toilet instead of in it
     
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    So I’ve been wearing shorts and tanks and sandals all summer. But it’s been cool so I made the change to fall clothes, like pants and jeans and my docs. But today it’s going to be hot so I wore shorts and sandals again and now I feel like I’m walking around naked lol.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Neighbours should be so lucky, right people?
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I wonder where the expression "Fresh as a daisy" comes from, since many daisies have an unpleasant scent.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      It's because they are out in the fresh air & sunshine.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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    2. submissively speaking
      I think daisies smell like dirty feet. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      You and your reversals today, I can’t keep up. :p
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 23, 2021
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    4. Ed Itor
      What did Daisy ever do to you two?
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 24, 2021
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    5. 1 Toy Maker
      Daisies Dukes probably didn't smell like dirty feet.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
      #link
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  4. Elchicano619

    Elchicano619 Sex Machine

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    Can't comprehend how slavery was ok. Who can live with themselves treating other humans like that?

    Watching Django Unchained
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    1. Ed Itor
      Great movie, boy another idiotic decision by Will Smith.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Is it a true story?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
      #link
    #31644
  5. Mark Webb

    Mark Webb Porn Star

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    that was funny and yeah my farts dont stink how you doing tonight or this morning
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    1. deegenerate
      I was doing great until someone mentioned farts, now I am trying to Un-think that! lol
       
      deegenerate, Sep 23, 2021
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  6. Mark Webb

    Mark Webb Porn Star

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    I'm sitting here thinking about well falling down my pillow on my bed and thinking do I have any random thoughts or conversations I'm not aware of maybe it's time for coffee or a bit and confused and I was going to take the day off my adopted sister stopped by party's on he's earned her stripes
     
    • Like Like x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Are you day drinking?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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  7. Mark Webb

    Mark Webb Porn Star

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    I know that came out confused I'm still dazed that's what happens when you trying to type and can't see clearly through your glasses and then you wonder do you have the right glasses off days and confused forever and ever
     
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  8. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    'Toked & choked'
    Thinking about the guy last night on the stoop enjoying it being legal in front of a cop who asked him if he brought enough to share.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      It’s still not legal in my state.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
      #link
    2. Ed Itor
      See you need a federal system where things like that are passed & affect the whole country.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I don’t disagree. Especially because I live in the Bible Belt of the US.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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    4. Ed Itor
      In that area when Pa takes the belt to ya does it have religious sanctions too?
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 23, 2021
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      It seems that way but my parents are not from here. I’m a southern hybrid.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband is such a weirdo. I love when I ask for a selfie and actually get one. He says I’m blind but he’s sexy as fuck. I don’t get it lol.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m very sorry for your loss @Ed Itor . I lost my first husband in 2014.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 24, 2021
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    3. Ed Itor
      But at least you're still young and having another go round.
      Hope it's better & long lasting.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 24, 2021
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m not as young as you think but thank you babes. ❤️
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 24, 2021
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    5. Ed Itor
      She has 50 cupcakes & not sharing?
      No cheese for her than.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 24, 2021
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      Ummmm. Have I traveled to the future lol?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 24, 2021
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  10. Elchicano619

    Elchicano619 Sex Machine

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    Yes! Great movie but sadly with the cancel culture, i doubt we will see any more movies like those. People get offended over everything and start campaigns to remove stuff that they're sensitive to.

    Edit....it looks like im replying to myself when im really replying to a reply on my post hahaha. Still haven't learned how to reply on these threads to replies ughhh
     
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  11. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    @Cherrypop
    "Late ex" may give the wrong impression. Late fiancee sounds, um, irresponsible.

    Perhaps late betrothed?
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      I’m not sure I can pull off “betrothed.” It Sounds pretentious. Late boyfriend maybe?
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 23, 2021
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  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    My afternoon is all of a sudden free from meetings.

    :cautious::cautious::cautious::cautious::cautious:

    Nobody move. Nobody breathe.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      What should I do with this time???

      I feel like this bonus freedom is full of unlimited possibility!
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      Take a nap.
       
      tenguy, Sep 23, 2021
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    4. Ed Itor
      Go into Space.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 24, 2021
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  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    It’s annoying when someone asks a question they could easily google.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Don’t make me report you.

      ‘Cause I will.
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Baby shark
      Do do do
      Mommy shark
      Do do do
      Daddy shark
      Do do do
      Grandma shark
      Do do do
      Grandpa shark
      Do do do
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 23, 2021
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I know all the dance moves to this song. I have good reason for it though so don’t judge me. Hahaha Do do do do!!!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 24, 2021
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 24, 2021
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    6. 1 Toy Maker
      Do not dance your arse off Sweetpassion! There are things I need to do do do with it first.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Oct 10, 2021
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    #31654
  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    2. latecomer91364
      I can still proudly say that I've never heard it - I heard it start once, when I used it in a thread, but I had no idea the baby had a whole family...

      I hear he's drying out in Shark Rehab as we speak...
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 24, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Hilarious! Poor shark family is being judged now. I’ m laughing too!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 24, 2021
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    4. latecomer91364
      I understand the Court of Cuteness can be quite harsh!
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 24, 2021
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Thankfully we have shark rehab! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 24, 2021
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    6. latecomer91364
      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 24, 2021
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    #31655
  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's time for a return to time-honored classics:

     
    • Funny Funny x 3
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    1. Midnight Dream
      Nooooo !! Now I’m slappin my butt all night !! Grrr
       
      Midnight Dream, Sep 24, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Holy smokes! Now that will totally be on repeat in my head! :banghead: Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 24, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Sweetpassion, Sep 24, 2021
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    4. Midnight Dream
      lol @Sweetpassion !! I can do , do do do a lot better ( that’s just too many do’s ) :laugh::laugh::laugh:
       
      Midnight Dream, Sep 24, 2021
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  16. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Oct. 4th...mark your calendars.
    Your friendly, neighborhood Val is going back to the grind.
    Get your digs in now because you fuckers will miss me. :D
     
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    1. tenguy
      Who?
       
      tenguy, Sep 24, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Exactly.
       
      Valspar, Sep 24, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      Why?
       
      tenguy, Sep 24, 2021
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    4. submissively speaking
      Congratulations?
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 24, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      Is this a good thing?
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 24, 2021
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I got a job as a brain surgeon, @tenguy.
    l2Je9yeWdYjdZ5m3C.gif
     
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    1. tenguy
      You need a sharper saw.
       
      tenguy, Sep 24, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Maybe you need a duller skull.
      ;)
       
      Valspar, Sep 24, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      At least it’s numb.
       
      tenguy, Sep 24, 2021
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    4. Ed Itor
      So do we call you Hannibal or Dr. Lecter?
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 24, 2021
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    #31658
  18. Midnight Dream

    Midnight Dream Sinfully Classy

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    FINALLY …!!! After 3 weeks of trying to get my insurance to reply back , the liver transplant can be done in Nashville , as long as hubs passes the testing !!
    This year has sucked so bad … but hanging in there ❤️
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 4
    • Empathize Empathize x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    1. deegenerate
      Sending positive thoughts his way, sweetie.
       
      deegenerate, Sep 24, 2021
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    2. Midnight Dream
      Thanks so very much Dee !! It’s been like a roller coaster since May ❤️
       
      Midnight Dream, Sep 24, 2021
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    #31659
  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Would it be wrong to make a taco using Canadian bacon as the shell and fill it with pine nut hummus? Asking for a friend.
     
    • Creative Creative x 1
    1. conroe4
      I worked with some Mexicans in South Texas. You wouldn't believe what they put in a taco. Cactus, a bone in chicken leg, you name it.
       
      conroe4, Sep 26, 2021
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      My first husband told me he saw them put spaghetti in a taco.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 26, 2021
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    #31660
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