I hate skinny mustaches.

 

“Autumn turns to winter…”

 

I woke up pretty angry this morning because the blankets were all messed up. My husband gave me pain meds and a muscle relaxer and I’m not angry anymore. (I’m probably the one that messed up the blankets.)

 

Keanu reeves can literally rock any role with believability

 

I have no respect for backpedaling. Like when someone says something and they get called out on it, so they try to spin it a different way. Either stand behind your statement or admit it was shit lol. Anything else is weak.

 

Seems to me that if you had the good fortune to get to know someone better and enjoyed their company, you ought to count yourself lucky for the time they spent with you, not miserable about the time they don’t, or even worse, time they spend with someone else.

Jealousy is an ugly thing.

 

Listening to Little Feat - it's been just over 40 years, but RIP Lowell George.

 

Why is water so refreshing? Am I a fish?

 

Crying with a stuffed up nose is a mistake. Damn you Queer Eye!

 

Circle jerks atleast have happy endings.

 

Superman has a kid in superman returns....
That boggles my mind, surely his cum must have kevlar helmets and shields and destroy a pussy

 

If everyone in the world took a shit on the same pile , how big would that pile of shit be ?

 

That sucks about Bob Saget, I loved Full House growing up.

 

Supernatural is such an under rated TV show

 

Dice, que cuando entro me dice: ya sabes lo que pasa que "yo" entro, USTED ENTIENDE, dice. Cuando entras yo también me meto en hacer el cancheruski, y me tengo que pasar más de 8 años sin involucrarme y apoyando a todos los que entraron porque claramente se estaban deslizando, digo ahora que entro, se meten todos. , y yo tecleo poniendo la polla a follar, y ellos dicen, yo no hago eso, los adultos no lo harán, pero los jóvenes son día y noche traka traka. y el adulto "qué diablos hace o se mete si no lo va a usar, yo llevo 8 años en la banca y se desliza. y si es aleatorio

 

Holy shit they got Roseanne Barr in a blond wig signing the national anthem for the NCAA championship game.

 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rarely use my laptop when on the forum, but I was today because I am doing calendar work, and I just realized that I can search my conversations BY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have always said how nice it would be to be able to sort convos this way, because I have hundreds of pages to go through. And YOU CAN!!!!!!! It only took me 2 and a half years to figure this out! What other treasures am I missing???!!! I need to stop being so horny all the time and actually pay attention to shit!!!!!!!

 

Two different people helped me with my bra today. I freaking hate needing help.

 

Sometimes you just gotta keep your mouth shut and move on. Unless you’re giving a blowjob of course.