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  1. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    The DMV needs to come up with a better test to keep some of these assholes off the road!
     
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Wow the CDC rated Canada as “Level 4 Do Not Travel” and high risk due to Covid. Well great.
     
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    1. UVmonkayX
      No mention of Canada on my news feeds, is it bad?
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 13, 2022
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      Yes it’s pretty rampant here. I don’t think as bad as in the US though, so I’m not sure why we are the Level 4
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 13, 2022
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      I mean it's rampant everywhere, but to say do not travel is like when it first began, surely some progress has been made lol
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 13, 2022
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    If I could resist checking my email alerts at night, I would not lay in bed thinking about the next day's work requests from my boss. Ugh!
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Mute the phone, put it where you would have to leave your comfy warm bed to reach it, and set your alarm to get up 15 minutes earlier to check your messages. Then you can "pre-plan" your day as you get ready for work instead of dwelling on it for hours! I know that’s easier said than done, but it works for us!
       
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    2. UVmonkayX
      My working hours are 08:00-16:00 out of respect for my boss I'm contactable from 07:00-18:00 and that's it, anything else can wait. That 3 free hours a day, if they want to complain then I'll start requesting a pay increase for the time.
       
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  4. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    I was gonna do something today
    But I weighed the pros and cons and didn't
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    FUCK! There goes my whole screenplay premise!

    I had investigative reporters stumbling onto hideous experiments where 'scientists' were injecting monkeys with 'transgendering' hormonal treatments to see whether they would get AIDS as they turned from male to female - except that it turned the monkeys insane - bashing their heads against their cages and biting their own arms.

    Turns out that Dr. Fauci's department was already funding these experiments.
    Couldn't just stop at killing Beagles in really painful ways?

    I'm just glad I only wrote half of the first page...
     
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  6. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’m super grateful for a functional furnace. It’s freakin cold out there.
     
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      I don't think I've seen a UK style boiler in any US programme I've ever watched, do your house not getting heating as standard or something lol
       
      UVmonkayX, Jan 13, 2022
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      I live in Canada. I get heating and cooling as standard equipment. ;)
       
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m blessed in so many ways. I forget sometimes.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      It’s so easy to take it all for granted, isn’t it? Especially when something bad happens and it overshadows all the good things for a while. You know how some people go around the table at Thanksgiving and each person says what they are thankful for? Well, our daughter asked if we could do that more often, so we do "Thankful Thursdays" every week. I’m continually amazed by the things the kids say and how they’ve started to relate to the larger world. We recently saw a homeless man with a mangy dog, and our son expressed thanks that we’re able to keep our pets fed and healthy. After seeing a nearly toothless man, they were thankful for their dentist (whom they usually hate!).
       
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    2. Cherrypop
      Wow that’s wonderful!
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 12, 2022
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      This has been a really challenging week and I’ve been pretty miserable. But I’m blessed to have a kid who cares about me and looks after me. So many people have no one. I’m also blessed that I survived it, when so many people don’t.
       
      Cherrypop, Jan 12, 2022
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    4. Dirty jedi
      When I count my blessings, I count you twice
       
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    5. aesopstails
      Don’t forget that you raised him to be so caring and helpful! No doubt he’s grateful for you, too. Grandma always said "misery is fleeting if you refuse to hold it dear". It took me a long time to understand that, but she was right.
       
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  8. Pauleo67

    Pauleo67 Notorious Nillionaire

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    Blessings in disguise are often wrapped in shit.
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Just saw a commercial - don't know what it was for.

    A woman finds a tree that is growing many dollar bills among the leaves.

    So she gets a chain saw, cuts the tree down and all the bills float to the ground.

    Hmm... you ever think that maybe if you didn't cut down the tree it would continue to grow dollar bills and you could just keep picking them over and over?
     
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  10. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Money doesn't grow on trees.
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      What about oranges, caocao,n bananas
       
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  11. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    Go hand n and hand like a man and fined out.....
     
    1. Ficxa 479
      Hey asshole where were you? I worried. I thought you got deploiment overseas.
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 13, 2022
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      Warfare on home turf....
       
      Odins own, Jan 15, 2022
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  12. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Got two calls from people asking if I want some Christmas presents they didn’t like. Is this a new thing?
     
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      That just seems weird, although I get given beard stuff by some of my mates that they always get gifted despite having no beard, but to call someone and ask.... strange
       
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    2. aesopstails
      I’ve passed along unwanted gifts to friends & family if I know it’s something they want & can use. I tell them the circumstances and don’t pretend I bought it for them, but these calls were from kind of random acquaintances, so I found it odd!
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Can't say I've heard of re-gifting in that fashion, and is usually on the DL if you're going there
       
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      My Grandma used to try to give me all of the presents she didn't want. Even the ones I gave her! lol
       
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  13. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Sex Machine

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    My head is constantly racing these days and I'm pretty sure I'm going to burn out a lot sooner than I'd like
     
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      Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most!
       
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  14. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    The shop owner and his son...that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.
     
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  15. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Riding bikes is F U N

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  16. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    What does covid situation in USA look like. We in Russia are told that death toll in USA twice higher than in India.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      They look depressing and like there will be no end any time soon.
       
      Sweetpassion, Jan 13, 2022
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    2. Dirty jedi
      Of course Russia is telling its citizens other countries have it worse
      They are a propaganda machine
      Russia must be toughest and hardest to kill
      Means absolutely nothing
      Government lies, the end
       
      Dirty jedi, Jan 14, 2022
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    3. Ficxa 479
      nope google it
       
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I don't really own and operate a worm farm.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Omg! I’m so disillusioned now. :jimlad:
       
      deegenerate, Jan 13, 2022
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  18. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I think if I ever owned a restaurant or a bar I would have a urinal installed in the women's room so they could enjoy that sheer panic when they think they had walked into the wrong bathroom.
     
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  19. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    This social distancing is becoming so perpetual, I’m afraid our kids will never know the joy of a mosh pit!
     
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