I'd let judge Marilyn Milian from The People's Court hold me in contempt.

Interpret that as you wish...

 

*tink* Sound of a tiny rock hitting the windshield.

I lucked out and could not see a chip. But my wife thought she did except it was in the black strip. She kept saying she saw it and a crack. But I couldn't see it, She finally threw the phone book make an appointment to get it sealed. So we get in the car to get the chip filled and she pointed out where chip had turned to a crack. But its behind the mirro0r when I am driving. And then it started to appear. And got longer every few miles. So by the time we get to the glass shop can't seal it and its a new windshield.

And then I thought. Well as long as I am in town,

 

So they announced that the new version of Microsoft Word will autocorrect for 'political correctness'.

So, if you want to quote Neil Armstrong saying "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind' - Word will correct 'mankind' to 'humankind' or 'humanity'.

If you want to quote Barry Manilow - Lola was not a 'showgirl' - she was a dancer.

Fucking spare me this bullshit.

 

I watch a lot of those videos where colour blind people get those glasses that lets them see in colour. And they always cry and I can’t even imagine what it’s like to go from a life of greys to seeing all those colours for the first time. Just wow

 

My 73 yr old dad just got Zuckered for 30 days.
Ha!
Fight the good fight, pops.

 

I don't want to die in a hospital or a care home, the moment I know I'm on my way to the check out I'll do it myself.

 

My daughter and son in law are leaving Western Australia, saw this and was wondering what’s the US’s longest straight road ?

 

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I watched World War Z today and at the end <spoiler!> they’re distributing vaccines globally to fight off the zombies. It makes me wonder that if that actually happened today, how many people would refuse to take the vaccines because it was developed too fast and might be unsafe. Like a zombie gnawing your face off wouldn’t be unsafe lol

 

Sometimes I come across a thread that I just have to open because I’m intrigued, and I’m never disappointed. Today it was “Big cucumber in asshole.” Crazy magic.

 

Why do guys with a dick pic (and a limp dick at that) as their AV play the 'Describe the avatar above you with a single word' game?

What response are they expecting? Microsoft?

 

So there’s a trend lately where people post videos of themselves doing good deeds, like giving money to the homeless. I find this in such bad taste. They’re just doing it for the credit and attention. Turn off the cameras and just be in the moment and do the nice thing. Doing good things for an audience doesn’t make you a good person. It makes you a needy opportunist taking advantage of the misfortune of others.

 

I can quote the lyrics to a song from 1978 that I only heard twice, but I can’t tell you the name of someone I met an hour ago… why am I so lousy with names?

 

In my real life, I am the kinkiest person I know, but compared to the things I read on here, I seem very vanilla. lol

 

Where is the longest straight road in the world?
Road Length Country
1 Highway 85 1.116km (693mi) Saudi Arabia
2 Highway 10 255km (158mi) Saudi Arabia
3 Lagerenza-Estigarribia 207km (128mi) Paraguay
4 ND-46 W 194km (121mi) USA
5 B71 191km (118mi) Australia
6 US-54 W 173km (108mi) USA
7 México 1 169km (105mi) Mexico
8 US-136 E 164km (102mi) USA
9 Highway 50 153km (95mi) Saudi Arabia
10 US-83 S 149km (92mi) USA
11 Eyre Highway 146km (91mi) Australia
12 SK-33 W 141km (87mi) Canada
13 Ruta Provincial 26 133km (82mi) Argentina
14 I-10 131km (81mi) USA
15 SK-10 and SK-52 W 131km (81mi) Canada

 

WTF, the lithium battery for my power tools won’t charge because it’s too cold?

 

Just thinking we use to by Bayer aspirin, back when, in a little tin box maybe 8 or ten of them.
Not sure there were very many others besides Bayer...at least in our stores.

 

If you like zombie movies and don't mind subtitles you should try Train to busan,for me it's the best Zombie apocalypse movie out there.