Same here.

 

UP LUGUVALIUM!
TRANSLATED BY STEPHEN J HYMERS.

SOMETIME AROUND A.D.122:-
Greetings and welcome to the great fortified city of Luguvalium. My name is Lurkabout and I'm a member of the 12th Foot & Mouth Legion which is garrisoned here about, Oh Missus!, the whole place is in a right mess, you see, we've got the builders in! They've brought in Maxus Fleechum and his gang of cowboy builders to start putting up a massive long wall on the orders of Emperor Hadrian, but he claims that his workers can't start until two weeks on Tuesday!, and that's put General Cantankerous who's the city's commander in a right foul mood!

Cantankerous, by the rings of Saturn, he's like a bulldog chewing a wasp, he's in a bad mood because he's trying to stop Prefect Bogus Genius, who's visiting from Rome, finding out that the wall hasn't been built yet! And that's not all dear reader, Oh No!, General Electric, his second-in-command is having a right old ding-dong with the lusty and very busty Lavtraviata, Cantankerous's only daughter and it is said she is the original good time had by all, but not only is he trying to keep his ding-dong secret from Cantankerus, but also from Libellus Blockbustus, publisher of the local scandal sheet, The Orb(which I only read for the large headlines on Page 3!) but also from that no good Felonius Caucus, who is a spy Bogus Genius, who wants to take over and send both Cantankerus and Electric to the out of the way fort of Aballava(Burgh by Sands)!

And as well as all that, there's that crazy old druid, Apollosix, who claims he's built a craft he will be able to fly all the way to the moon!! And as for me, I'm trying to keep out of the way of my Commanding Officer, Centurion Post Scriptum, he's looking for any chance to get me transfered to the fort of Pons Aelius(Newcastle)!
Now poor old Post Scriptum isn't the brightest button in the box, but I still lead him a right merry dance as I try to romance Joanus Collinix, the very randy and busty daughter of Philus Filmix, who's tribe lives just outside the city wall's

Because randy old Post Scriptum is knocking off Filmix's, the even randyer and even bustier and fearsome wife Babix Windsum, she is to be said to be where few men have gone before!! So, it's going to be a right Roman Romp, Saucy Fun, a right dirty double dealing Carry On(oops!)

So dear reader,Romans, Friends and Countrymen lend us your laughing gear and always remember to go:-

UP LUGUVALIUM!!!! (END OF SCROLL ONE!)

 

great list

 

Alright thanks

 

Some amazing authors here

 

There is a lot to read. Thanks for this thread.

 

I have always been a big fan of Mystic47 https://www.sexstories.com/profile751184/Mystic47

StiffLittlePoints always starts out good but almost never finishes a series. https://www.sexstories.com/profile820925/stifflittlepoints

 

This page is great. I hate when I read a great story from an author only to discover that they only have that one story. I want more quality writing.

 

Thanks for the list!

 

Lacy22 is my favorite, but it seems she got ticked off and no longer adds stories here. Anyone know if she writes anywhere else for pay?

 

IslandGirl . . . Holy shit.

 

Wish I could find stories I've read

 

Thank you

 

Zillapat had been a favorite of late

 

Una duda como publico historias ya estoy regristrado en el foro mas no se donde escrivir la historia para publicarla

 

I now have about 70 stories up on sexstories. I'm happy that they are consistently rated pretty well (over 93%). On the other hand I don't get nearly as many reads as a lot of writers. Maybe it's the topics?
I guess better that people avoid my stff if it's not their thing, than down vote them. I'm a stats kind of guy for sports, so I can't help but look at the numbers and wonder about them.

 

Hey guys newbie here