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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    We all need to ablute ourselves so what are you.... A bath dweller or a shower stayer?
     
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  2. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I like a bath because I can sit and stew with my bong and cup of tea
     
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  3. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    P. S we all know why women like showers and pulsing shower heads!!
     
    1. tenguy
      You’ve never seen a lady all scrunched up under the spout?
       
      tenguy, Mar 4, 2021
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    2. dirtyjedi
      I have not!
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
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  4. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Whoever invented the shower curtailed some long term goals in the bath!

    thinskin
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      I like a shower but they tend to reach my chin
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
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  5. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Showers save water.
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      But don't drink water, fish fuck in it
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
    2. tenguy
      So do I.
       
      tenguy, Mar 4, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      You fuck fish?
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
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  6. Midnight Dream

    Midnight Dream Sinfully Classy

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    I love a Hottt shower with the water running down my back ;)
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Only way I could Do that is if I knelt down
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
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    2. Midnight Dream
      Well it helps when you’re short :)
       
      Midnight Dream, Mar 6, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Lol
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 6, 2021
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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I haven't had a bath in years...I only have a shower with great water pressure!!
     
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Yes! Minions of darkness.... Cats are awesome unless you are a dude who sleeps naked and the cat thinks your testicles are a new toy.........,
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    3. Lioness
      Trying to play soccer with them?
       
      Lioness, Mar 5, 2021
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    4. dirtyjedi
      No idea what it wanted to play but I wasn't game haha
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    5. Lioness
      That really had to hurt!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 5, 2021
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    6. dirtyjedi
      Yeh wasn't a fun scratch
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Shower.
    Who wants to lay in their own filth after a long day at work?
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Me cuz otherwise my bong will fill up
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 4, 2021
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  9. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Showers only for me.
     
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  10. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Screenshot_20210304-180314_Chrome.jpg WxmVNEcqOoDQWcEI5Y.gif
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Exactly!
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  11. Devil's Bastard

    Devil's Bastard Porn Star

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    Sauna and shower. But then again, I live in a country that has more saunas than cars...
     
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    2. dirtyjedi
      And that's why the Russians regretted ever fucking with finland
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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    3. Devil's Bastard
      Well yeah, we were fine with their little attempted invasion until they tried to bomb our booze factories. That pissed my grandpa’s generation to no ends...
       
      Devil's Bastard, Mar 5, 2021
    4. dirtyjedi
      I bet lol
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    5. Devil's Bastard
      Distilleries... I’ve been informed that the proper word for a booze factory is a distillery. But you got the point.
       
      Devil's Bastard, Mar 5, 2021
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    6. dirtyjedi
      Very much so, never take drink from a finn
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  12. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    Shower for speed and convenience.

    Bath when there's no rush. With a lush bath bomb. But shhhhh don't tell anyone ok....
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Jasmine and honeysuckle?
      "I have to laugh dre I bet he takes bubble baths"
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  13. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I rarely bathe.....
     
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    1. Lioness
      Do you run thru the sprinklers?
       
      Lioness, Mar 5, 2021
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    2. dirtyjedi
      It's called a quip.... If it takes several hours for the reply it loses impact
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    3. Jack Mine
      You seriously think I follow you around like your daddy does? :rolleyes:
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 5, 2021
    4. dirtyjedi
      You seriously think a belittling quip will agitate me?
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    5. Jack Mine
      Well I guess you thought your little childish post would agitate me. Or you wouldn't have posted it. :p
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 5, 2021
    6. dirtyjedi
      It was merely to prove a point, tagging is annoying
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  15. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Bathtub if I’m playing with my boats, shower if I’m playing with myself.
     
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    2. Lioness
      While I'm good at blowing, I've never blown a boat before!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 5, 2021
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    3. Justlikethat
      It’s what makes my boat float! Once you’ve had a boat, you’ll never go back!
       
      Justlikethat, Mar 5, 2021
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    4. Rixer
      You're gonna need a bigger boat.
       
      Rixer, Mar 5, 2021
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    5. Justlikethat
      Ahhhhh man, that’s deflating! :hilarious:
       
      Justlikethat, Mar 5, 2021
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    6. Lioness
      Up periscope!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 5, 2021
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  16. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I dont like to soak in dirty water, no matter how clean I am...
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      What if you are joined in the bath
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Most tubs are too small for two, to much trouble
       
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Shower. Sitting in dirty bath water is icky. Sitting in hot water in general is gross. It’s like bacteria soup. I like a long hot shower, solo or with company
     
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    2. NiteWalker
      And your shower vids are hot!
       
      NiteWalker, Mar 5, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Scalding at least!
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
    4. Cherrypop
      No it’s a small shower, only room for two with very little space in between ;)

      thanks! @NiteWalker ☺️
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 5, 2021
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    5. NiteWalker
      Room for two...tight fit...is that an invite!:hilarious:
       
      NiteWalker, Mar 5, 2021
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    6. dirtyjedi
      I'm gonna start a gofundme page for a shower extension, your a popular lady lol
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  18. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    1. dirtyjedi
      I was hoping for cctv! Shower time fun, bubbles and curves oh my! :D
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  19. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    Bath is equal to a golden shower, no thanks.
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Don't pee in my bath!
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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    2. heads-up
      Why not, your nut sack and dirty ass are already soaking in it?:cool:
       
      heads-up, Mar 5, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      That's why I wash my face first.... I don't fit in showers or baths lol but at least in a bath I can get a bit warm
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 5, 2021
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  20. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Stew in your own brew. No thanks. Just bought a new bath tub for SWMBO though. It looks like a huge gravy bowl.
     
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