A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.

 

Till you are reading this other people fucks around...

 

Australia was the second country in the world where women could vote. While New Zealand proudly beat us by giving women the vote in 1893, we followed suit in 1902. However, we were well ahead of the USA (1920), UK & Ireland (1928), and ahead of all the Scandinavian countries.

 

The worst storms seem to come from the east not the west.

 

Melbourne, Australia was first called Batmania – what an awesome name for a city! John Batman established a settlement on the Yarra River, naturally naming it after himself. But in 1837 it was officially named Melbourne after the British Prime Minister visited.... friggen brits ruin everything fun!

 

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That is soooo uninteresting...

 

The original sequencing of the DNA genome was performed by a couple of British dudes.

Neither ever appeared in a James Bond movie.
One may have been David Bowie, but I have no proof of this because it isn't true.

 

You can achieve a square root by slicing the sides of a potato off.

 

Putting campfires out with your face not only hurts like hell, but it rarely extinguishes the flames.

Signed
Burny-Face Boy

 

The first person to ever drink a cow's milk was very brave.

I believe her name was 'Gnnppha', but I can't verify that.

 

When you go to asian massage place here in Jersey after, the Asian lady usually helps you dress, like when you were a little kid. She helps you put your socks on, tightens your belt, and buttons your shirt.

 

I have not had one damn bird at any of my four bird feeders yet this winter! WTF is up with that?! I miss them!