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  1. Dwn4itall

    Dwn4itall Porno Junky

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    Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see...

    Texas is the ONLY state that can fly our flag at the same height as The United States Flag
     
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      Urban legend, all state flags can fly at the same height as the Stars and Stripes and no flag can be above it.
       
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  2. Dwn4itall

    Dwn4itall Porno Junky

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    We were once an independent nation
     
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      And we have guns. We do things our way.
       
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  3. Dwn4itall

    Dwn4itall Porno Junky

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    Fuckn ay!! front_design_81a2cc40-1b7c-4ed6-94e8-b2b1307363fd.png
     
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  4. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Well, if Texas were to secede from this goofy split nation, there are several states wanting to join us.
    Knowing our friendly nature, we would welcome them. The coasties would freak out. They took their
    oil and their medical! OMG! Don't worry, we'll sell you oil <cause that windmill shit or solar panels
    don't work all the time> and give you heart transplants at a premium price. carry on libturds.
     
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  5. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    just n upfuck
    carry on
    :)
     
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  6. Rixer

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    Meanwhile back at the ranch, Russia is rounding up Jehova Witnesses and jailing them for having secret meetings. Russia calls them an extremist organization and banned them from practicing in Russia.
    Good grief, I just want them to stay off my porch...
     
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      I found a way of keeping those porch pests away.
      They persisted in offering me a booklet , in spite of my opening statement of
      I Am Not Interested.
      No , what do you not understand about I'm not interested ,
      and finally they left.
      When I went to the letterbox later the said offending booklet had been slipped in there.
      So.
      I went and got my big stapler ,
      and stapled it Upside Down on the fence in front of the letter slot.
      (with about 20 staples)

      It is still there ,
      a little weather worn ,

      and I haven't been invaded by those pests since.
       
      slutwolf, Nov 24, 2020
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      When I was growing up, the household rule was whoever answered the door had to get rid of them without calling for Mom to stick her with the task. We quickly learned to use the peep hole and not open the door to them. lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 24, 2020
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      ...and your lawn :laugh:
       
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      He did that a few years back, and whilst it was going on he bestowed the Family Glory award on a family of Jehovah's Witnesses, He didn't know untill the father announced it whilst giving his speech, Putin's face was priceless..
       
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      I used to let them in, make them tea and leave them in the lounge.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Dec 2, 2020
  7. Jh2

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    There's no construction on the highway but every night they turn the highway into a one lane I always feel like there's going to be a check point with some goose steppin mother fucker asking vere ah youah paypas
     
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      I'm insulted by your bigoted remark as a proud German citizen as well as the U.S...Das ist scheiße!!!

      Just kidding, those check points are unconstitutional for random checks of any kind...but they have the guns!
       
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      Law enforcement in Texas aren't friendly I don't want my instinct to take over I do see them as Nazis
       
      Jh2, Nov 24, 2020
    3. phxbi_bear80
      Very true @thepervertedV in so many cases, but my experiences with cops in Philly and Phoenix has taught me to be cautious about what they will and won't do!
       
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Sharing, ...something interesting

    Mysterious monolith found in remote part of Utah fuels speculation on how it got there

    The object drew comparisons to Stanley Kubrick's famed 1968 film '2001: A Space Odyssey'

    A mysterious monolith, which is believed to be some kind of metal, was discovered in the remote parts of Utah on Wednesday, fueling speculation on what the object was or how it got there, according to reports.

    The structure, estimated at between 10 feet and 12 feet high, was found by state wildlife employees counting sheep from a helicopter.

    Utah’s highway patrol shared a picture of the finding on Instagram, along with the caption: "Counting big horn sheep with DWR this week. During the counts we came across this, in the middle of nowhere, buried deep in the rock.


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    https://www.foxnews.com/science/mysterious-monolith-discovered-in-utah-rocks
     
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    1. Rixer
      It was put there by the phone company. They were gonna install a pay phone there but the highway was rerouted...
       
      Rixer, Nov 24, 2020
    2. slutwolf
      Saw the article.
      Quite an elaborate prank whoever put it there.

      Banksy ?
       
      slutwolf, Nov 26, 2020
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      :laugh:
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 26, 2020
  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    People don't think this shit is real, but that motherfucking monolith in motherfucking... where the fuck is it? Fucking whatever - I don't motherfucking care! It's making the motherfucking apes smart and very, very, motherfucking angry!

    This is motherfucking Space Odyssey/Planet of the Apes shit!

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  10. latecomer91364

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    You know when you go to Google Maps/Earth 'street view?' When those camera cars are driving just about every street on earth, they scan and log every IP address on the route - that's you and me, and the identifiable location of us and our computers, tied to our home addresses, AND your web usage - the sites you go to, and therefore (via a different cyber program)+, what you say on your sites.

    This is actually old news, but in 2010, Google originally claimed they 'accidentally' collected this information.

    How in the fuck is that an accident?

    Google has not responded to queries about this since 2013.

    And nobody in government has done a thing. They know it's going on.
     
    1. freethinker
      Odds are, the gummint is using it. Sneaky bastids that they are.
       
      freethinker, Nov 26, 2020
  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    I occasionally wondered what happened to the Ruskies ekranoplan
    KKWAVCM6MPG3GBJ4RGGEN6PGBU.jpg
    ground effect craft.
    NKJTQQXKV2G5FGGWCRGIGPMBG4 (1).jpg
    Well it is en route to a museum ,
    http___cdn.cnn.com_cnnnext_dam_assets_201019082012-07-soviet-lun-class-ekranoplan-restricted.jpg
    having been dragged out of the mud in the Caspian Sea ,
    lun-top (1).jpg
    slowly

    It is the only one of the big Lun class ekranoplan ever completed.
    http___cdn.cnn.com_cnnnext_dam_assets_201019082012-07-soviet-lun-class-ekranoplan-restricted.jpg
    Top speed: 550 km/h
    Weight: 243,000 kg
    Length: 74 m 242 feet

    a rather incredible craft
    Lun-plane-2.jpg

    Lun-plane-1.jpg

    Lun-plane-27.jpg
     
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      They built some weird stuff
       
      1 Toy Maker, Dec 2, 2020
  12. Bron Zeage

    Bron Zeage I am a river to my people

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    The number of people in line at a food bank is now a stock market leading indicator.
     
  13. freethinker

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    We might not have pumpkin pie if it were not for mastodon poop.

    Wild squash in the Paleolithic era was tough and toxic and would have made lousy pie, said Logan Kistler, curator of archaeobotany at the National Museum of Natural History. But it thrived in clearings in the habitats of huge herbivores such as mastodons, which ate it and then defecated the seeds into new areas. When the mastodons died out about 12,000 years ago, squash lost its natural spreaders and the clearings they created. But the megafauna had kept the squash growing long enough for another alpha species to save it: humans. Early people found the wild squash useful — perhaps as bowls or tools, Kistler said — and ate the non-toxic seeds. They began to farm the softest, sweetest squash, and thousands of years later, pumpkin spice latte is a thing.

    courtesy WAPO
     
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  14. freethinker

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    Sweet potatoes were once considered an aphrodisiac.

    The tasty orange tubers were among the many kinds of potatoes that grew wild in the New World as far back as 13,000 years ago, and farmers in the Andes have cultivated them for several thousand years. (The Incas in particular had a taste for taters.) Sweet potatoes took a while to migrate to Europe, but they became particularly popular with well-to-do English folks in the 16th and 17th centuries — in part because they were considered an aphrodisiac. They were eaten “to procure bodily lust, and that with greedinesse,” wrote John Gerard in a 1597 book of New World plants. By the turn of the 20th century in the United States, sweet potatoes had become less naughty and more of a Thanksgiving staple.

    courtesy WAPO
     
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      Interestingly , Polynesians had sweet potatoes ,
      and the Maori brought them (kumera) here , but they didn't come from "the new world"

      interestingly , one would have to conclude that Polynesians made it to South America , and back
      some time a long time ago.
       
      slutwolf, Nov 27, 2020
  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Couple finds more than 66 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the walls of their New York home
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    When a New York couple was told their over 100-year-old home was built by a notorious bootlegger, they passed it off as small town legend.

    But during a recent home renovation, the couple discovered something that revealed the legend could be true.

    In early October, Nick Drummond and Patrick Bakker said they found more than 66 bottles of whiskey from the Prohibition-era hidden within the walls and floorboards of their home, which was built in 1915.

    "Our walls are filled with bundles of booze!" Drummond, who documented the unexpected find in a series of posts on social media, wrote on his Instagram. "I can't believe the rumors are true! He was actually a bootlegger! "

    The couple had been living in the house nestled in the small village of Ames, located about three hours away from New York City, for a little over a year before they decided to begin major renovations two months ago.

    Drummond, a designer and historic preservationist, told CNN he was removing outside skirting along the bottom of the mudroom attached to the house when a mysterious package fell out.

    "I'm like what is that? I'm very confused," he said. "I'm looking and there's hay everywhere, there's paper, and glass ... I see another package and it's this whiskey bottle."

    "I'm like holy crap. This is like a whiskey stash. And this is like, all of a sudden, the whole story of the bootlegger."

    Drummond went on to find more packages of smuggled whiskey under the floorboards after entering the mudroom through a uncovered hatch inside the floor. He said the couple continues to find more bottles.

    "Initially we found seven bundles of six in the wall and then at that point we found four more bundles and actually funny enough as of less than a week ago we just found more," said Drummond.

    The liquor is a brand of Scottish whiskey labeled Old Smuggler Gaelic whiskey, which is still made today. Each bottle was wrapped in tissue paper and straw and bundled in a package of six, said Drummond.

    The original owner of the house was a German man known as Count Adolph Humpfner.

    After researching newspaper articles and various legal websites, Drummond said he found out that Humpfner was known to be a man of mystery in the town and took part in many scandals. He died a sudden death and left behind the smuggled liquor, as well as a heavily disputed fortune.

    The series of discoveries lead Drummond to continue documenting his home renovation on social media. Followers have reached out to participate in learning new history about the home and its bootlegging owner.

    The couple plans to leave the bottles they found empty or evaporated preserved in the home -- and sell the bottles they found full. The full bottles are estimated at a value of around US$1,000 each, said Drummond.

    The couple said they will keep one of the full bottles of whiskey to taste test.

    Couple finds more than 66 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the walls of their New York home | CTV News
     
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      Party time!
       
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  16. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Rutabagas are the result of some promiscuous turnips crossing with wild cabbages in the 1600s.
     
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      Those hussies.......
       
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      No holiday dinner was complete without mashed rutabaga, in my family.
       
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      We call it Swede and when I was a child were hollowed out instead of pumpkins and sat on fence posts!
       
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    Look the same to me, ...Turnip cleans up better
     
    1. Anniemated
      Turnips have white flesh, it needs to be orange. We call the right hand one Swedes and when I was a child were hollowed out instead of pumpkins and sat on fence posts!
       
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      We put turnips in chicken soup
       
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      Never tried that, but everything else often gets bunged in, so why not? :)
       
      Anniemated, Nov 28, 2020
    4. slutwolf
      we feed swedes to cattle
      the only thing they're good for
      stock food

      and putting on fence posts
      for target practice
      William T'hell style
      :)
       
      slutwolf, Nov 28, 2020
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    "Frankly, the number one threat experienced to date by the U.S. electrical grid is squirrels," said John C. Inglis, the former deputy director of the National Security Agency,


    The American Public Power Association (APPA) says that squirrels are the most frequent cause of power outages in the U.S. The APPA even developed a data tracker called "The Squirrel Index" that analyzes the patterns and timing of squirrels' impact on electrical power systems. Turns out, the peak times of the year for squirrel attacks are from May to June and October to November.

    Typically, the squirrels cause problems by tunneling, chewing through electrical insulation, or becoming a current path between electrical conductors.
     
  19. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    A Shocking revelation, indeed.
     
  20. bigbird

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    The town of Fucking, Austria is set to change its name to Fugging in the new year. No statement has been made regarding the nearby hamlets of Oberfucking and Unterfucking.