Central bank: when shit hits the fan, print more money out of thin air and charge interest.

 

Today in history... September 8th... Former President Richard Nixon was pardoned by President Gerald Ford...

 

A&W created the third-pounder. It was the same price as McDonald's quarter-pounder. It bombed massively. When they tried to find out why, it was discovered that Americans thought they were being cheated because three is a smaller number than four. A&W — realizing they can't explain grade school fractions to fully grown adults without coming across as condescending assholes — quietly took the burger off the menu.

 

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I can drive, I just have no wish to drive

 

There are 3237 windows on the starship enterprise

 

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Why did they eat him then?

 

Albert's always sincere, he's the sensitive type
His intentions are clear, he wanna be well-liked
But if everything is nothing, then are we anything?
Is it better to be better than to be anything?

And Albert's vision's blooming uncontrolled
All his wings are slowly sinking

The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman, falling off a wall
He'll never be together again

Einstein's down on the beach, staring into the sand
As everything he believes in is shattered
What you fear in the night in the day comes to call anyway
We all get burned as

One more sun comes sliding down the sky
One more shadow leans against the wall, and

The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman, falling off a wall
He'll never be together again

Albert's waiting in the sun
On a field American
For the cause of some inflated form of hit-and-run

One more sun comes sliding down the sky
One more shadow leans against the wall, and

The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman, falling off a wall
He'll never be together again

Albert's fallen on the sun
Cracked his head wide open

The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman, falling off a wall
He'll never be together again

The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman, falling off a wall
He'll never be together again

No, never be together again
No no, never never never again, uh huh
What you fear in the night in the day comes to call anyway

 

Rachel Campos Duffy, who is easily one of the most engaging and enjoyable personalities on TV today, met her husband Sean Duffy, also a TV personality and ex-DA and Wisconsin Congressman, on the MTV reality show 'Road Rules: All Stars'. They married and have nine children.

 

So, you might be asking, what was Humpy Dumpty? Well, if you believe several historians, Humpty Dumpty was actually the nickname of a cannon used during the English Civil War of 1642–1649. In 1648, the English city of Colchester was under the control of a group known as the Royalists, who wished for King Charles I to be able to rule the country without Parliament. In order to fortify the city against attack from the Parliamentarians (the group who supported Parliament and wished to oust Charles I), they erected several large cannons on the walls surrounding the city.

On June 15, 1648, the cannon referred to as “Humpty Dumpty” was positioned on the walls. By this time, the Parliamentarians had surrounded and laid siege to the city, so Humpty was used to bombard the enemy and prevent a full-scale assault. However, on July 14 or 15, a Parliamentarian cannonball blew apart the wall underneath Humpty Dumpty. This collapsed the fortification and sent Humpty Dumpty tumbling to the ground. Due to its size, none of the king’s horses and none of the king’s men were able to recover the cannon. On August 28, the city fell to the Parliamentarians, who eventually triumphed and toppled King Charles I in 1649, thus ending the war.

https://knowledgenuts.com/humpty-dumpty-was-a-cannon-not-an-egg/

 

It seems that Humpty Dumpty was originally a riddle.

Humpty Dumpty rolled off a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, four score horse and four score men, couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back on the wall. What was Humpty Dumpty? Answer: an egg.

 

Pigeons die after sex.

 

Pluto is not a planet.

 

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