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  1. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    In high school, I used to grease the principles door handle.
     
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      So you greased his knob ;)
       
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  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I'll tell you my wife's best pranks. She stitched up the fly on some of my underwear, and put a pair of her panties in the sleeve of my work shirt. The guys had a pretty good laugh when I was changing into my work clothes in the locker room, and a pair of panties came flying out of my shirt sleeve
     
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      Good Wife!
       
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  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    My father in school in the 50's took apart the principals car and reassembled it in the cafeteria...he had help
     
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      This was the Senior prank at my school when I was a Jr... They took apart a VW Bug and reassembled it in the principal's office.... We had 24 hour Security at my high school... So they were in on it.
       
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      We did it in High school with a different take , we got the Janitorial staff to let us take the pieces of a hay wagon and re-assemble the wagon on the roof!
       
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  4. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    When we were little shits at school, there was always one teacher you could walk all over and ours was the French Mistress (yeah, yeah I know but she was!). I went to a girls only school with large wooded grounds under which a lot for wild garlic grew, and we rubbed it all over the poor unfortunate woman's desk and chair! Yes as I said little shits! Certainly not fitting of the young ladies we were supposed to be.
    Oh and I threw somebody's Lab Coat up into the rafters and nobody could get it down. Ooops!
     
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      Reminds me of the little rascals
       
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      I'll take your word for it lol
       
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  5. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    In the machinist world there's this blue substance like oil paint, it dont just wash off.
    It was common to grab a handle, and get it everywhere.

    There were a few people around that was pretty OCD about their work area, and desks.
    I'd go rearrange everything, just enough to make them wonder.

    Ii went to eat with my cousin, his wife, and their daughter.
    When we got there, the daughter wanted me to tell them its my cousins birthday to embarrass him.
    So I told them it was the daughters 35th birthday. and be sure to mention it.
    (She was 25, and super shy)

    When your at the drive thru, with someone else ordering. Start hollering like a derelect "Do they got wieners? I want a weiner,...
    My aunt refuses to use the drive thru with me.
     
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  6. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    The party days of high school. My good friend had either very liberal parents or were really to busy to play much notice to us. The house was more like a frat house, even though we were still in high school. Beer party's all the time. We had this horrible little joke we used whenever a new young lady would come by to party. Whenever my buddy, Pete would leave the room, we would start on her. Hey when Pete comes back ask him who makes his peanut butter and jelly sandwich for his lunch. The girls would say no why would I do that. Pete would keep leaving the room for one reason or another, and we would just hammer her, just do it, ask him who makes his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This would go on for a couple hours, we tell her all kinds of reasons, it a joke, just ash him. And they usually did give in. Pete would walk into the room, they would say the magic line, hey Pete who makes your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Pete, knew the routine all to well, he would throw his beer against the wall, start swearing at us guys, saying you guys are fucking assholes, why do you keep doing this, it ain't fuckin funny. Then he would turn to the girl, dead calm, look her in the eye and say, my mother has no arms.
    We had girls breakdown and cry, just get up and run outa the house, some would try and say, no it ain't true, Pete would keep his composer and say these guys are assholes, they do it all the time, I am fucking sick of it. Then the oh my God I am so sorry, would start, we all would be rolling on the floor by then. For as often as we did this, the other girls wouldn't spoil the fun, I guess if they went through it, so should the new girls. Well if nothing else we found out who could hang. We were assholes. Oh and Pete's Mom, had all her limbs, and was not happy when she finally got wind of what we did.
     
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      Man I like that one, Top notch in my book!
       
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  7. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Well dunno but seems to me a lot of these aren't pranks but just plain mean :(
     
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  8. Cy@xnxx

    Cy@xnxx Sex Machine

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    On Mess Duty at Camp Johnson in Lejeune sent a boot to the basement for a squeegee sharpener

    Used to send boots for a BFA for a .45
     
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      Or a Long weight lol
       
      Anniemated, Sep 11, 2020
    2. FuntimeFla
      Not bad at all, We were in Comm Batteries were given a BA designation, So we used to send them off for BA 1100 N's, if you put it together You get the joke!
       
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  9. Cy@xnxx

    Cy@xnxx Sex Machine

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    Dental floss is your friend
     
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  10. ManoftheFamily

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    I was at a friend's house once and he and his wife had a baby. He was out in the back yard fixing to burn some steaks and the wife and I decided to prank him. We got a fresh Pamper out of the box and smeared a bunch of Nutella in it, wadded it up, and left it lay on the living room floor. He came in to use the boy bush and spotted the diaper and nearly went ballistic. He picked it up and was waving it at his wife, complaining about shitty diapers lying around the house. We told him to take a good whiff of the diaper and lost it when he did and realized it was Nutella.
     
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  11. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    One year I was working a haunted house on Halloween.. guess I was about 16 or 17... Well thought it would be funny to scare the crap out of mom... So dressed in black.. with black face I drove home after the fair closed... I rang the doorbell hiding to the side of the door... As mom opened the door to pass out candy.. I jumped out and yelled BOO!!!! Well it wasn't Mom that opened the door.. For some unknown reason Dad was there... Needless to say I woke up laying on the concrete walk way with a bloody nose. Didn't go to the Dr.. but to this day I think Dad broke my nose... Lesson learned.... Don't be a smart ass.....
     
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  12. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Working communications in the Army, we used to send the new guys to the parts room to pick up an ID-10-T or an ST-1 (STONE). The parts room clerk would give them a bright orange stone about the size of a football. New teletype techs were sent to pick up carriage returns and line feeds.

    I ended up assigned to NSA at Fort Meade, installing communications and computer systems. We had a lot of cabling run to several telephone system style mainframes, where the cables were tied into terminal blocks. These mainframes were rows of terminal blocks, maybe 8-9 feet high on the top rows, so to work on them you'd have to sit on a ladder. We had one very large civilian, Jack, who was going to wire up a newly installed 100 pair cable one day on the top row of the mainframe. He got his ladder and taped a couple of cushions to the top and set it up, then got his wire cutters, strippers and pliers and what we called a frame bag, a heavy duty vinyl bag to catch the wire cuttings and insulation and with pockets for his tools. Finally ready, he was just getting ready to climb the ladder when the supervisor called him over. While he was gone, I swapped his wire cutters with a pair I had filed the edges down so they were completely dull. Jack came back, climbed his ladder, settled in, and grabbed the first set of wires, measured them, and tried to cut them back, but the wire cutters just chewed up the insulation and didn't cut. He cussed a bit, then climbed down, tossed the cutters in a trash can, and went to the tool cart to get another pair. He put those in the frame bag and looked at his watch - break time. As he went to get his morning coffee, I fished the dull wire cutters out of the trash can and replaced the cutters in the frame bag again. After break, he came back, puttered around a bit adjusting his cushions, then climbed the ladder again, got settled in, and went to cut the wires, and again the cutters wouldn't cut. Then he knew he'd been had, and he cussed a blue streak as he climbed down the ladder to get a new set of cutters - and put the dull ones in his pocket so we couldn't swap them again.

    Another civilian had worked on field sites in Viet Nam, catching helicopter rides from site to site, and often taking ground fire. He was pretty much a nervous wreck, having to take large doses of prescription meds to be able to function normally. Any loud noise would set him off, and he'd need half an hour or so to recover. He was a great guy, helluva worker, as long as he was medicated. We had our equipment racks usually mounted inside cabinets, so we could close them up to prevent electronic noise. He and Jack had installed a piece of gear in a cabinet, but it wasn't working quite right, so Jack worked the control panel while the other guy, whose name I can't remember, climbed halfway inside the cabinet with a meter to check it out. He yelled at Jack to "Hit it!" just as the supervisor walked by. The supervisor grabbed a rubber mallet off the tool cart and bashed the side of the cabinet. This poor guy jumped about ten feet, and was so shook up he had to take a long break.

    A couple of the guys in the teletype shop were really bad pranksters, always pulling something on each other. I just happened to be there one morning when one of them, rebuilding a teletype, had removed all the insides from the cabinet and was in the process of cleaning the cabinet out, when he leaned over into the cabinet to take a nap. The second guy carefully eased the cover down on him, and taped it up so he was pinned inside from the shoulders up. At break time, someone woke him up to go for coffee, and he was trapped.

    He eventually got out, and was really quiet until lunch time. While the other guy was gone to lunch, he took several cups of water and soaked them into his chair cushion, one of those vinyl covered office chairs with little vent holes for circulation. Once the cushion was soaked, he carefully dried the vinyl surface off and wiped up the floor. When the other guy got back from lunch and plopped into his chair, he was soaked from the waist down.
     
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      Ah yeah, I was Teletype in the Marines, and when I was on Ship, We would collect up TD chad in a small paper bag And put it on top of the canister, Poof it would go through the tube and scatter everywhere, pretty much like Canisters at the bank you use nowdays, minus the shower of circular pieces of paper about 2 cm wide! After about 4 times, the Navy got pissed off, and since none of us would snitch, us Marines got removed from the Comm center and spent the rest of the 3 months swabbing decks. That was alright with us, we were young and didn't give a fuck that the Navy couldn't take a joke. Swabbing a couple more decks didn't feel like punishment at the time!
       
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  13. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    One of my personal favorites...

    In the Army, I was introduced to kimchi, a traditional Korean food of mixed vegetables, usually cabbage, Korean radish, spring onions, etc, sort of pickled in a spicy, fermented sauce, sometimes aged for several months. I love it, but I don't eat it very often because it has a nasty effect on my digestive system - it causes severe flatulence. Still, I usually have a jar around the house, or know which stores carry it, in case I get the urge to have some.

    A few years ago, as a civilian, I was working at a local plant, basically in a section by myself, walled off by workbenches with partitions on the top just high enough you couldn't see over them, but open underneath. On the other side, in their workspace backed up to mine, two other guys were doing troubleshooting and repairs on returned units. I could hear them but not see them, and one of their favorite pastimes was having farting contests.

    One day I took a jar of kimchi in for lunch, with three pickled eggs to add 'flavor'. I ate lunch in my car, so the aroma of the open kimchi wouldn't give me away, then went back to work. Sure enough, a while later I felt it building, so I took a small fan and set it up behind me so it was b!owing under the workbench toward them. A little while later, I let one loose, a nice SBD (silent but deadly). As planned, the fan wafted it over to their side, and all hell broke loose as they evacuated the area, blaming each other. I was about to bust laughing, and just as they figured it was safe to come back, I dropped another one. This happened several times before they decided it must be gas or something coming through the A/C vent above their workstation and called maintenance. They didn't get any more work done that afternoon. They never did figure it out.
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Had an op on my right knee under a general anaesthetic - and when i woke up - i was in the surgery recovery room - still ultra woosy as i gradually recovered from the effects - i heard the ward nurse come in to wheel me off to monitor my recovery - the surgery nurse - with my papers in her hand said "hi - this is Mr x - he's had an arthroscopy on his right knee" - at this point - still ultra woosy i said "no left knee, left knee" - queue frantic rustling of papers and complete panic - before they looked at me smiling up at them - they almost wheeled me back in and cut my balls off ! I was so proud to be like that whilst still woosy :)
     
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    One of my co-workers was telling me once that I could never get away with playing a trick on her, because I would be laughing and giving it away instead of being able to keep a straight face. I took that as a serious challenge and decided to get to work. Earlier in the day she had made the analogy that she was like an elephant because she never forgets anything, so sat at my desk and printed off a 8 x 10 clipart cartoon elephant. I then proceeded to get out my felt pens and decorate it to look like her. I gave it her hairstyle, eyeglasses, and signature hoop earrings. When I was done, I silently walked over to her desk and placed it in her in-basket while she had her back turned to me. Then I went back to my own desk and pasted a super innocent look on my face.

    A few minutes later, she noticed the artwork, and started laughingly asking everyone in the area if they had put that in her basket. I kept my look of innocence and acted like I knew nothing about it. After a while, she asked me, "do you think Tim might have done it?" Tim was our boss, and was one of those people that are so brilliant they can't really relate to other people well, so I could not even imagine him ever playing a joke on someone, but I just went with it and said, "maybe it was!". She got all excited about the possibility of the boss pranking her, so she went to his office and asked him if he put that in her basket. He looked like he had no clue what she was talking about, and the more confused he got, the more convinced she was that it was him. By now I was practically on the floor cracking up, but it was ok, because she was fixated on her other potential culprit. I let her wonder about it for a couple of hours before I finally admitted that it was me. I made it a point to remind her that she had practically challenged me to play a prank on her. LOL
     
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      For a moment there, I thought that I may have started reading something that wanted to give Homer's " Illiad " a run for its money.
       
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      I'm glad to see you survived it. LOL
       
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      I was being facetious. o_O
       
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      No way! You? Pfft!
       
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    One time I had a coworker whose desk was right up against mine, and she was always leaving her change on my side of the desk. Just to be a wiseass, I crazy glued her coins to the top of the desk, so when she tried to pick them up she couldn't. It was funny how long she tried to scoop them up before she realized they were glued down. lol

    She retaliated by watering my fake plant every day for the next week, therefore leaving a wet puddle on my desk. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I love messing with upper management I told an area manager my name was Frank Nitti so for the next month he's asking his manager's how do I get in touch with Frank nobody knew who he was talking about then I showed up to work one morning and I heard in an angry voice you're not Frank everyone was cracking up because they already knew what happened he never could remember my real name
     
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  18. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Rubber band around the sprayer on the sink.. got my wife a few times with that one haha
     
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      Ok I bite , h0w does that one work?
       
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      Put a rubber band on the sprayer next to the faucet when the wife isn't looking. And when someone turns on the water the sprayer will go off. People will panic trying to shut it off..
       
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      oh yeah yeah on the pull out sprayer got it !
       
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      Yeah that sprayer.. haha. The wife broke it the last time I got her.
       
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  19. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    Your all rookies. I smear human shit on dollar bills to watch unsuspecting people pick it up.
     
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      Pfft. Lame and not even funny or creative. Rookie.
       
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  20. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Super glue in every lock for several city blocks
     
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