Rubber snake and a fishing pole work great near sidewalks...you'll wanna be fishing from a balcony.

 

So this hot headed engineer was assigned to build an A/C system for a seismic recording truck. It required a lot of A/C to keep the equipment
cool. I was assigned the task of building the sequencer board, which everyone knew was needed, but I didn't get assigned until last minute.

So I got it all together just in time, and on this panel were 2 oil filled start-up capacitors. I mounted them with a bracket, and then cut the head off
a screw and it looked like I had drilled right through the capacitor to mount my screw. Then I drooled oil down it. That engineer took one look and
had a near coronary right then and there. The names he called me. LOL

 

Home is California, went to College in Indiana, and when driving back and forth would drop in at Air Force Academy to visit a friend. Senior year he made his entire "squadron" fall out at midnight when I pulled in, which led to this:

Two months later in the middle of the summer we had a pretty large gathering at my home of friends all recently graduated or close, another year or two. I took off to the store to buy more alcohol. My Air Force friend was "snooping" with a couple of girls and found an unsealed letter addressed to me and postmarked from Indiana, not far from where I had gone to college. Inside it was a long love letter and a couple of photos, and the information that she was really looking forward to telling her parents about our engagement. Shocked would be an understatement, at that time of my life I could have been the poster boy for loser, I had even gone to an all male private school, so when I got back from the store the whole house was in an uproar. My Air Force friend and I rolled with it as long as we could then couldn't help it and busted up. The letter was from one of the Freshman cadets in his squadron. Her hometown was close to my college town and she had written the letter as a total prank thought out months in advance by my friend, her and I.

 

For any people who want to nap.. or not wake up for school hahaha

 

Back in the vinyl days, my sister played her Barry Manilow album once too often, so it got a coating of clear nail polish. Oopsy ... it suddenly stopped working!

 

It's not really a prank but anytime someone hands me a loaded weapon I take the bullets out without them noticing the phone calls I get later are hilarious

 

I just came up with a great new prank on the cops. Need a ladder, safety vest , hard hat, and white truck and something akin to a selfie stick that would hold a photo. Take a picture of an intersection in the road.
Then go to one of those Red light camera's and pretend you are doing maintainence on the camera and rig up the stick with a photo for the camera to take a picture of.
See how long it takes for them to discover it.
White truck, hard hat, rope to tie ladder off, ladder, safety vest. You will look legit and nobody pay you any mind, even if the cops show up in the middle of it, they will probably buy the maintainance story, ( Oh we are doing some testing and calibration, we should be done in about an hour ) !

 

This is one I witnessed.

I was at a party many years ago, and a guy friend, Jeff, was passed out on the couch: snoring, mouth wide open. Another dude, Ken, got everyone's attention and said, "Hey Y'all, watch this!" Ken showed us an uncooked hotdog with one hand, and slowly unzipped his pants with the other. He walked up to Jeff and kinda swabbed/ repeatedly poked the hot dog into Jeff's gaping maw a few times.

Well, Jeff was passed out drunk, but this seemed to rouse him right way! He opened his eyes and Ken had tossed the hot dog, and was zipping his pants back up, inches from Jeff's mouth. Jeff got up hollerin," You sombitch!!!!!!," and cold-cocked ol Ken. They fell to the ground wailing on each other. I was laughing so hard I had to hold my crotch to keep from skeeting on myself. Ahhh good times! lol

 

Took an empty Windex bottle, washed it out and put blue Gatorade in it. Sitting around with family I said who likes the taste of Windex? Screwed off the sprayer and guzzled it. The looks I got! Then on another family get together I took an empty jar of mayonnaise, cleaned it out and put vanilla pudding in it. When we sat down for burgers I asked who likes mayonnaise? Got a good look on that one too when I ate it with a spoon.

 

So my manager has his own bathroom attached to his office, one day when he was not at his office I went to his bathroom and make a fake poop out of some cardboard material from inside of toilet paper. You can make fake poop by rehydrating that material and squeeze it,,, I put that fake poop on the toilet seat, when he went in there he was so mad,,, that he screamed,,,, oh shitttttt. That was so funny.

 

A favorite one we have on the striping crew , is when a new guy falls asleep in the truck , we get a big black guy from the paving crew to take off his safety vest and jump in the passenger side and yell real loud " Get the Fuck out of this Truck " making him think he's getting Car jacked !

 

I once put a post-it on the lens of my boss' mouse nd watched him start rolling it around trying to get it to respond.

 

My brother had a morning paper route that required him to be up and ready at 5 am, which is what he hated most about the job. In order for him to get the most sleep as possible he started getting fully dressed before getting into bed, thinking this was going to make him more rested. He usually went to bed between 8:30 and 9:00 and by 9:30 was fast asleep. Now the prank.

Waiting til about 10 pm, I sneaked into his room and changed the time on his alarm clock to 4:55 am then went upstairs to wait for the fun to begin. His alarm sounds at 5 and he drags himself up the stairs. Just as he reaches the front door I intercept him and ask him where he's going at 11:00 at night..

 

we had an outhouse when i was growing up.my kid brother and i moved it back about a foot
my aunt was visting and about 2am every morning she had to go,
that morning she made her run, there was one hell of a splash and screaming
later you talk about an ass wipping 70 plus years later it still smarts

 

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