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  1. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    Is a Woman !!!!

    It doesn't matter what you spend your money on, whether you piss it away getting drunk, or buying something worthless, hoping it will gain value in future years. No matter what it is you spend it on, you will get far better yield, than spending it on women! And as my Daddy's friends always said, NEVER, marry them, just keep telling them you will. But once you do, thats when the "headaches" start. And you end up losing your home, and most everything else!
     
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  2. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Dr Evil Right.gif
     
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  3. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    The worst place men can spend their money is either in a brothel or a casino. I have never experimented with prostitutes and gambling. I used to say that of alcohol, so I won't experiment with prostitutes and gambling.
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      There is an old saying ! If it Fly's , Fucks , or Floats, It's Cheaper to Rent it !
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 2, 2020
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Pot...it always goes up in smoke
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      That may be , but at least you get " high " off from it, it doesn't steal from you, spend your cash, well hey the list goes on !
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 2, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Ya, their is that :D
       
      deleted user 555 768, Dec 2, 2020
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    3. gammaXray
      Yeah look what happens to what we eat.........................lol
       
      gammaXray, Dec 2, 2020
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  5. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    That is not entirely fair. Men buy fast cars for the thrill, nothing wrong with buying fast women for the same.:cool:
     
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    2. thinskin
      Or pehaps you are?;)

      ts
       
      thinskin, Dec 2, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Why any man would pay for sex is beyond me. When so many ladies freely offer it. Lol Some men just don't have those kind of skills. I understand it takes effort to attract a woman enough that she wants to give it up. ;)
       
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    4. thinskin
      Actually the professionals have skills too!

      There is more to sex than just giving it up.;)

      ts
       
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Oh my bad. I didn't know that men have to fork out cash to get a experienced lover. Lol :p
       
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    6. Bron Zeage
      A man doesn't pay a woman for sex. He pays her to leave after they have sex. If you think about it, this says less for him than the idea he has to pay for sex.
       
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  6. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I agree with FFlorida re Boats and planes, but ladies are what money was made for!
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      Hey look everything that happens in the world is because of men's pursuit of pussy. We make cars and roads to get to the pussy, we make gas to fuel the cars, we buy cars for pussy to come to us, we build houses to keep the pussy in, and we buy trinkets to make them stay!
      Its a Man's world, and he who gets the best and most pussy wins ! Not one woman in the world has done a fucking thing to get a man , other than to show up naked.
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 2, 2020
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    2. Dearelliot
      That's not even close to being true.
       
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    3. heads-up
      The most valuable person in most people’s life is their mother. Thank god dad paid for mine.:cool:
       
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  7. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    You don't have to marry them. Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. ;)
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      LOLOLOLOL, I cant stop laughing, because you can do it for one you like, and end up hating her! Lololol
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 2, 2020
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    2. FuntimeFla
      And you can do it for either, and be stuck living with one or both ! lolol
       
      FuntimeFla, Dec 2, 2020
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    3. FuntimeFla
      Its a Kobyashi Maru, No win scenario !
       
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    4. FuntimeFla
      Almost like at work! Hey ! ( this thing is broken, (regardless of thing ) ) "Don't worry about it" ! 4 months later, Take piece of equipment out and go
      do this or that ! Its Broken, why didn't anyone say anything? We did , you said don't worry about it, so we didn't !
       
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  8. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    I spent half my money on gambling alcohol and wild women. the other half i wasted
     
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  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Porn sites
     
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  10. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Goodness, you're such a woman hater @FuntimeFla. I think you need some sex...you know? From a "woman"!! You're so uptight and on edge. Maybe you should spend alot of money on a woman. Seems you need a good home cooked meal and some great sex, maybe even a massage and help washing in the shower. Idk how much a maid, a lady chef and paying for sex will set ya back now days. But maybe it would be worth it. You need to relax!! :p
     
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  11. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    I think having a sex change is the worst thing a man can spend money on. Sure at times it's nice to squat to pee but you lose the ability to stand there and piss for distance or to aim at some object stuck to the urinal.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Every guy does it, nobody talks about it
       
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    2. Braxton.B
      @shy guy as a young man I could hit a fly in the air at 10 feet, but now as an old fart that fly has to have landed on my shoes for me to hit it.
       
      Braxton.B, Dec 2, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      Something about pee just pushes away the remains, ooooooo!
       
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  12. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Sweet P: In my area in Jersey Asians, $60 bucks, full body wash 40 minute massage, 50 bucks more, hand job maybe extras if they know you! $200 for an unrestricted hour. Money well spent
     
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  13. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Church.
     
    1. conroe4
      Amen my friend!
       
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  14. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    What a bunch of fools. I'd give anything to have my wife back.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Amen my friend!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 2, 2020
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  15. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    WTF is wrong with you idiots, who think marriage is a bad deal for men? A bad marriage is usually far worse for the wife, and worse still if divorced.
     
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  16. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Sad really.
    I feel like the luckiest person alive to have had my wife for 22 years, ever since high school and have 3 awesome daughters to remind me everyday of her.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      ❤❤❤
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 2, 2020
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Have you ever tried busting out the charm and getting a sugar mama?
     
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    1. Lioness
      FuntimeFla and charm??
       
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    2. Valspar
      He'll just complain about her taking all of his sugar.
       
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Hey, man...look on the bright side.
    You'll always have your bitterness.
     
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  19. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Bad meals and bunk weed
     
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