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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    That's all minor issues......:stop:
    Here's what really fucking pisses me off.
    My Comcast DVR skips huge portions when fast forwarding through commercials. It's almost as if they do this purposely so you'll give up and watch the commercials. I can't take it, I tell you! It's driving me mad.:nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting:
     
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    1. user 326
      At least you can fast forward through commercials.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2018
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    2. deegenerate
      It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 12, 2018
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    3. user 326
      Haha actually, you might not be far off. I think they stopped letting you fast forward when they realized how many people watch things On Demand.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2018
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    4. lovskitzinpussy
      and have you noticed lately they slipped two extra ads in a 60 minute show
       
      lovskitzinpussy, Aug 8, 2021
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    #41
  2. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    People who shoot up and get behind the wheel of a car.
     
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  3. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    People that don't know how to drive in a roundabout..
     
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  4. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    stupid customers & ignorant managers ....................
     
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  5. imported__2355

    imported__2355 Ungodly Intelligent And Attractive

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    All you need to see is the aftermath. I drove wreckers doing towing & recovery for 10 years and saw enough of that to last anyone a lifetime with years left over.
     
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      avid m/c rider here........ all my life.......... that seems to to be the #1 answer........... i didnt see you
       
      even keel, Nov 13, 2018
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    3. imported__2355
      Dude. Been there, done that. Been down. Got road rash up one leg and on my butt. And spent years cleaning up other people's messes.
       
      imported__2355, Nov 13, 2018
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    4. even keel
      im very luck............ never been down on the road,... backing the dirt bike days yes,........... but thats how we learned back then.......... lol no "training courses" .......lol......... like now days,...........

      i have had my fair share of close calls,........ even to the point ive run the down, pulled them out of there car & beat on them in the middle of the street.................... like i said................ ive been lucky
       
      even keel, Nov 13, 2018
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    5. imported__2355
      I spent my luck years back. It's gets you just so far, then it gets you dead. Lucky is good. Smart and skilled is better. Both is best.
       
      imported__2355, Nov 13, 2018
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    6. user 326
      Ignore the clueless Canadian sock who doesn't know about the situation in the US.

      Shithole lol. It's everywhere, even the nicest suburbs. Most people getting caught doing it or holding around here are from places like that.
       
      user 326, Nov 13, 2018
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  6. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    i hold like to think that i have just enough of both,........... so far i have..........
     
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  7. Daddiesgirlie

    Daddiesgirlie Porn Surfer

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    Waking me up before my alarm goes off.
     
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    1. jerryw
      Ruins the whole damn day...
       
      jerryw, Nov 13, 2018
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    2. user 326
      How dare they.
       
      user 326, Nov 13, 2018
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    #50
  8. twistedinKC

    twistedinKC Sex Machine

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    People who leave a swallow of milk in the carton
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Oh dear heavens YES.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 13, 2018
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  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    The weather or heat causing my iternet or cable to cut out or be otherwise affected.
     
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  10. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, here's what used to piss me off. Stepping out of the vehicle into a puddle of water the first thing to start the day when you get to work. :stop:
     
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  11. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.
     
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    1. Rixer
      Check with joe dirty on that...
       
      Rixer, Nov 13, 2018
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    #54
  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I cracked the corner on the screen of my phone this morning. :(

    It isn’t bad and doesn’t interfere with anything, but it bugs me something awful. :mad:
     
    1. shadowfap
      The aesthetic is ruined! I've dropped my phone so many times it is a wonder the screen is still scratch free.
       
      shadowfap, Nov 13, 2018
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    2. submissively speaking
      EXACTLY.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 13, 2018
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  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Idjits who think snow and ice on the road is a great excuse to go faster and get closer to the car in front ........
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    How much it cost to have sex even when it's with your wife.. Just count the times and see what you have paid over the years!
     
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    #58
  15. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    You know what pisses me off
    I cannot get this fucking SlimJim open


    I also can't get my Barry Manilow CD out of its new packaging without breaking the case
     
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    2. Truthful 1
      Woow A knife are you a Spanish girl? You new here ? Hey let me intro Douce my self One misspellen grammar destoying Sombitch . Im also racist, an comunsist , bigoted Handsome son of agun according to @submissivelyspeaking And @Hush lol. But don't believe what the say Welcome abored ypung lady Enjoy your trip
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 14, 2018
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    3. deleted user 89794617
      Who pissed in your cereal this morning.
      I'll enjoy it faraway from you.
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    4. Truthful 1
      Are you playing hard to get lol
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 14, 2018
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    5. deleted user 89794617
      You wish
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    6. deleted user 89794617
      Maybe
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    #59
  16. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    You bought a Barry Manilow CD??? Jesus.

    I am stuck on Band-Aid brands cause Band-Aids stuck on me.
     
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    2. deleted user 89794617
      Teach who?
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    3. Truthful 1
      Lol. The world to sing in perfect harmony . I actually love that song lol. No kidding
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 14, 2018
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    4. deleted user 89794617
      I've always liked that song
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    5. deleted user 89794617
      I've always liked that song
       
      deleted user 89794617, Nov 14, 2018
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    6. Truthful 1
      Correction new seekers
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 14, 2018
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    #60
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