1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. deleted user 89794617

    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    Sitting down to eat and everyone decides to call me
     
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    1. naughtyguy4u
      Turn your ringer off
       
      naughtyguy4u, Dec 4, 2018
      #link
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  2. deleted user 89794617

    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm pissed because someone that is very special won't talk to me. No I'm hurt
     
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  3. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    i have to go to work tomorrow
     
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      damn.............. that really sucks..............
       
      even keel, Nov 14, 2018
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  4. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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  5. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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  6. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    When apps fuck up and send things hours later.
     
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  7. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Oh, and any injury keeping me from going and doing something fun.
     
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  8. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    How unbelievably loud garbage trucks are.
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Annoyed.

    Really. Fucking. Annoyed.

    I don’t ask for help, generally. Problematic conditioning. Whatever.

    But if I break down and ask (you) to do something for me, saying I can’t do it myself because I’m quite literally too sick to do it, don’t agree to do it for me, then in the process of completing the task ask me to ‘give a hand’ which amounts to 3/4 of the fucking job and then expect my thanks for the 1/4 I didn’t do.

    Fuck.

    I hope (you) get my cooties.
     
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  10. thomas88r

    thomas88r Sex Machine

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    When the roads are icy and authorities say they were taken by surprise....in December!
     
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  11. deleted user 89794617

    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    My laptop freezes up right in the middle of something Im working on,
     
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      THE WORST
       
      submissively speaking, Dec 3, 2018
      #link
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  12. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    My fricking fire alarm keeps going off during the middle of the night. GRRRR.

    Took down the sensor and blew out the dust. If this doesn't cure the problem,
    a 12 gauge shotgun will.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Maybe that means the wifey gets a fire down below during the middle of the night and she wants you to do something about it.
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2018
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    2. conroe4
      Yes, get up, unplug the alarm, disable the battery, so she can get some sleep.
       
      conroe4, Dec 3, 2018
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  13. Sia.

    Sia. Pixels Banned!

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    Nothing ..ever.

    Except ..maybe arrogance ..maybe misogyny ..maybe racism ..and maybe hypocrisy.

    Maybe    .
     
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  14. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    Fucker that ride my ass or come head on with bright lights on and absolutely refuse to dim them. Mostly rich arrogant fucks that think its a crime for anyone but them to be on the road.

    I speak, hello, how are you, get a go to hell look. Mostly the reason i hate all mankind with the exception of the few decent people left on this floating ball of shit
     
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      I did, if the truth is too much, don't ask, as most everyone knows i tell it how it is.
       
      anotheruser1, Dec 3, 2018
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    3. shootersa
      Anotheruser could probably use a week on Tupua, the pleasure planet famous for never receiving less than 5 out of 5 stars.

      Their motto is
      "Whatever you want, how much you want, when you want"
       
      shootersa, Dec 3, 2018
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    4. anotheruser1
      Shooter,, it most definitely would be appreciated, but the motherfuckers over earth and all the other floating sewers, has chosen me to suffer and be punished for all mistakes ever made by mankind and triple punishment for my own mistakes. I was banned from the place you speak of before i knew it existed. Any time im not in total agony im punished for life for attempted happiness
       
      anotheruser1, Dec 3, 2018
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    5. Valspar
      Sheesh! Is today your birthday or something?
       
      Valspar, Dec 3, 2018
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    6. lovskitzinpussy
      when that happens to me i just slowly drift into their lane---because i cant see...WITH THAT FUCKIN BRIGHT LIGHT IN MY FACE
       
      lovskitzinpussy, Aug 8, 2021
      #link
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  15. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    My brother putting tinfoil on the wireless router.
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Selfish people. It's time to rid myself of those.
     
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  17. Jos Robinson

    Jos Robinson Porn Star

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    Remainers who want another referendum because the old folks from up North are thick and should be disenfranchised. Vince Cable LibDem leader ,the voice of the Metropolitan elite, which says if a country votes the wrong way in a referendum just make them vote again until they give the 'right' answer.
    A people's vote is what the EUsupporters advocate,as if people, approx 35 million of them didn't vote in the original poll.
     
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  18. Jos Robinson

    Jos Robinson Porn Star

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    server error
     
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  19. Jos Robinson

    Jos Robinson Porn Star

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    server error
     
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