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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Not eating cheese!:jimlad:
     
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  2. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Poor Baby.....
     
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  3. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Say Cheeeesss
     
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      Chess.. haha
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Oct 22, 2020
  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    When a co-worker keeps crying about where you put the ladder. I could always put it up your stupid bitch ass if you don't like where I'm putting it.
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Not all that much of a piss off, the channel 11 LA news at 7am, when I have just gotten in the shower, has this lead-in music that are the same first few notes as the synth or keyboard intro riff in 'Do ya Think I'm Sexy'. So I'm humming
    'Da da dada da-dadadada dada da-dadadada daa da da'

    I'm just glad I don't use a straight razor when I shave in there.
     
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  6. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It just happened again. The ONLY channel on Spectrum that 'fails to record' shows or becomes somehow 'unavailable' is Fox News.

    That's okay - by the end of the month I'll be off cable. Hopefully, since Spectrum shouldn't what I'm streaming, they won't fuck with my internet...

    If they do that, I will not let it go. I'll
     
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I called the bank a little while ago and they put me on hold.
    Yep, you guessed it...Christmas music already.
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      Don't let him fool ya he's a softy!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 19, 2020
    3. Ed Itor
      Yeah, like Mackintosh toffee hard & chewy lasting a long time.
       
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Haha maybe chewy sweet tarts.
       
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    5. Valspar
      I'm old hard candy in Grandma's candy dish and when you try to take one, it's a lump of old sugary goodness and you have to eat it because grandma is watching.
       
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    6. Anniemated
      One of our supermarkets used to play music and a strange lady and I had a Christmas duet by the baked beans one time, and my husband walked away in disgust :)
       
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Things that go beep. Jesus. Every appliance and phone is always beeping or playing a tune. Is it the washer,, dryer,, dishwasher, microwave, phone, oven? Good grief!!!
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Even phone notifications get on my nerves going off all the time. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 17, 2020
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    3. Ed Itor
      Hey the beeping reminds me of that little Nash Rambler.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
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    4. Rixer
      Not many know what you're referring to, Ed. I remember that song though..
       
      Rixer, Nov 18, 2020
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    5. Valspar
      Beep! Beep!...Beep! Beep!
      The car went beep beep beep.
       
      Valspar, Nov 19, 2020
    6. Like2Bsolo
      My ringtone just sounds like a regular old School telephone riiiiiiiing-riiiiiiiiiing-riiiiiiiiing
      Not annoying a single bit. :D

      My EX-wife used to always put the Christmas tree up the day after Halloween. GRR!!
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 19, 2020
  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When my shower goes ice cold or burning hot in the middle of it and I have to jump out and stand there wet and freezing until the water goes back to normal.
     
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    1. Rixer
      Yeah, that's not any fun. I would like to see that though... :)
       
      Rixer, Nov 16, 2020
    2. Cherrypop
      Lol I’m pretty grumpy and looking like a drowned rat
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 16, 2020
    3. conroe4
      Too bad Cherry. When I plumbed my house, I used what's called a graduated pipe system, and you gauge the pipes so that if a toilet is flushed, it doesn't scald someone taking a shower. It really works well. But I guess it has to be done on initial construction. In my growing up house, if you flushed the toilet when someone was showering, it affected them. So of course, being the oldest brother, yeah, I'd do it on purpose. I was an ass.
       
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    4. Rixer
      I do it to the wife sometimes. It always amuses me. Her, not so much....
       
      Rixer, Nov 16, 2020
    5. Ed Itor
      No it's easily done they did it in our apartment complex, which was built in the 60s, in 2000.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
  11. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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  12. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Not nice to say, Cancer!!! three close friends this week, one passed, two not hopeful, they are older . Recently read about a local boy, 16. Terrible.
     
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      When it comes to cancer I'm a conspiracy believer. Too many people would be out of a job & all that money lost if a cure was announced.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
    3. Anniemated
      I'm usually not into conspiracies but I've often said 'all that money poured into research and they still haven't made the breakthrough.'
       
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    4. Like2Bsolo
      I understand your statement about cancer and it pisses me off because my dad died of cancer in 2008 after going into remission three different times in the 10 years prior.

      I feel the same way about paralysis especially after I saw a story in
      1997. I saw on the news or might have been 60 minutes where a paralyzed rat was cured of its paralysis. 1997. They did some type of surgery where they went outside the spinal cord and bypass the injury and then went back into the spinal cord.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 19, 2020
    5. Anniemated
      (((hugs)))
       
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  13. Like2Bsolo

    Like2Bsolo THE SOLOIST

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    I got a phone call today from my primary doctor telling me that they think that I might have a 9 mm kidney stone in my left kidney. Not long ago, after a follow-up appointment with my nephrologist after having my right kidney removed, I was told that my left kidney was fine and clear of anything. NOW I'M WAITING FOR A RETURN PHONE CALL AND I'M CONFUSED AND MAD AS HELL!!!
     
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  14. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I think the canal to pass it is about 5mm, so that's not good. I hope they can break it up with ultrasound and help you to pass it.
    My doc told me I had 2 kindney stones, and the next doc said no, you don't have any. ???
     
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      This just happened to me today.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 17, 2020
    2. Ed Itor
      If small enough you might have passed them.
      Dr. told me it was the closest thing to having a baby that you'll ever feel
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
    3. Like2Bsolo
      I spoke with my nephrologist today and went over the ultrasound with me as well as a prior cat-scan and he told me that my primary doctor is mistaken. He also told me that my blood work is perfect and my remaining kidney is healthy and will be due for another ultrasound in 6 months. YAY!
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 18, 2020
    4. Ed Itor
      Yay, now find out if you're a match for your primary.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
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  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I really like second opinions.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Or a third or forth.
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 17, 2020
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    2. Ed Itor
      I feel that way about shots.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 18, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Shots...shots...shots! :p
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 18, 2020
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  16. Like2Bsolo

    Like2Bsolo THE SOLOIST

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      Really grouchy and rude people. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 17, 2020
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  17. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    When i'm hungry but nothing at all sounds good. So i end up starving or trying things that doesn't satisfy me. Lol
     
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  18. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Well there, I thought I was allowed an opinion but it seems I'm not or I have to be ultra careful who I voice it to. Twice in the last half an hour I've been blown out of the water for stating the truth, One of which I did a lot of research for to make sure I got it right. Others are allowed a lot of opinions but no not me, not me :(
     
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      Don't be silly Roosevelt had nothing to do with what I said about Pearl Harbour, at least keep it in context if you can't understand that YOU meant America not YOU shy guy (odd I thought I'd explained that before).
      I agree England has a warring past (thought I'd already agreed to that before too) most countries have (didn't yours used to belong to American Indians) ooops sorry I mustn't do that in your presence, just scroll on by. Nobody can deny their country has a black past.
      I'm going to bed.
       
      Anniemated, Nov 19, 2020
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      "if you can't understand that YOU meant America not YOU shy guy (odd I thought I'd explained that before)...as I already said, I'm not stupid, of course I understood what you mean, as I told you the times you explained to me before....but keep goin' with that.

      "(didn't yours used to belong to American Indians) ooops sorry I mustn't do that in your presence, just scroll on by."...I never insinuated otherwise, another distraction just meant to rile and fluster

      "Nobody can deny their country has a black past.".....I never did, dont make this whole thing about something its not.

      "I'm going to bed."...I just woke up...
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 19, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      ....I really dont want to do this all day again, ...you said something, I didnt even discuss the accuracy of what you said, my beef was why you said it to me, as a reply to my post.
      I was shocked by the content of what you needed to tell me, not the first time I heard that rubbish, expected from others on the forum, ...not from you directed at me...that's my issue.

      I cant explain it any simpler...dont keep it going, K?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 19, 2020
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      Terrific showing your attack research, good god are you obsessive, what are you trying to prove at this point? Just stop already!...


      Ok, here's your opportunity to end this, one of us has to be bigger and stop first, I'll let you have the last word, and go...
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 19, 2020
  19. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Making phone calls to important people like insurance Ext Ext ,and get put on hold ....Do to covid -19 the wait time is BAH BAH Bah What does covid have to with a phone call ,What a poor excuse for being lazy
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      It just has to be male....males are bad boys. Lol:laugh:
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 18, 2020
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      Gentleman that I am, I'll defer to your judgement ;)
       
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Haha bad boys can still have a gentle side too.
       
      Sweetpassion, Nov 19, 2020
    5. deleted user 555 768
      There are bad boys, and there are bad boys....what ya gunna do when they come for you.....did I just say that, that overplayed cliche of a song, I'm so ashamed
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 19, 2020
    6. Sweetpassion
      Right!! Two types of "bad"!!
      Swear, we could have whole conversations with song lyrics. ;)
       
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  20. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    The lack of sunlight in winter..
    hello darkness:frown:
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      Care to consider calendar?
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 17, 2020
    2. KinkyGuy1999
      Wow, I certainly empathize. And I see you are from Norway. It's bad enough here in the lower midwest USA.
       
      KinkyGuy1999, Nov 17, 2020
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      Hello Lady T, must say your the first Norwegian I've seen here! Stick around and warm up a bit :)
       
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