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  1. dikmac22

    dikmac22 Sex Machine

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    getting fk'd, but not getting kissed ;)
     
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    1. Beavereator
      Kind of like an "Election", huh.
       
      Beavereator, Nov 18, 2020
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  2. willowbigdick

    willowbigdick Porn Surfer

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    Traffic at 6 a.m
     
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  3. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Socks.. holes or no matchers.
     
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      We've been wondering that too.. I bought two packs of socks and now I've got a bunch of singles.. the washing machine must be eating them???
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Nov 18, 2020
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    3. Ed Itor
      Simple buy socks in one solid colour (black) and if some go missing or get holes you always have pairs & maybe spares too.
       
      Ed Itor, Nov 19, 2020
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      Sweetpassion, Nov 19, 2020
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    5. hannahsbigdaddy
      @Sweetpassion haha had to tear apart the washer this summer to get tiny socks out of it..
       
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    6. tenguy
      It is a little known fact that missing socks come back as wire clothes hangers.
       
      tenguy, Nov 27, 2020
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  4. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    This was maybe 30 years ago......Went to Dairy Queen, ordered my food and asked for milk. The woman said, sir we don't have milk here. So I just had to ask her what part of DAIRY means there's no milk? She said, would you like to ask the manager? I told her no because I don't anticipate any wiser answer coming from him.
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Blah
     
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  6. ericstubbs

    ericstubbs Sex Lover

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    Well what a surprise ... you being misunderstood again Annie ..... your interfering opinions upsetting people again?
    Don't you think it's about time you kept your mouth shut as only YOU think your ideas are correct?
    Why don't you realise that there is only one common denominator in all your arguments ...YOU!
    Just wake up and smell the roses and realise that other people are offended by your constant abrasive 'opinions'!
     
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      Baller? Me?
       
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      See? I would've asked who is baller.
       
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    4. Like2Bsolo
      I don't know who baller is but it it's not me. I dig your avatar picture BTW I was cracking up when you were saying beep beep beep. I don't know why I guess it was cuz I was imagining a bird running around yelling beep beep. I'm a little loaded finding things humorous. My name is Tony. Nice to sort of kind of meet you
       
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    5. Valspar
      It's the non avatars...
      Pick something, man.
       
      Valspar, Nov 19, 2020
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    6. conroe4
      Valerie's avatar is actually him.
       
      conroe4, Nov 26, 2020
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    View attachment Found this yesterday, LadyT , for the "something interesting" thread, works here also, how does Norway compare?
     
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      I'd party with her, et al
       
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    3. latecomer91364
      Very cool - Barrow's high school has the northernmost outdoor football field in the world. I once 'drove' all over towm using Gooogle earth street view.

      Norway has the Northernmost settlement or town - Longyearbyen (seriously)
       
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      Cool, never went Google Earth exploring, just looking at my street view neighbors
       
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    5. latecomer91364
      It's impossible to see Russia from Wasilla Alaska. Half of Alaska is in the way. SP never said that - except maybe to make fun of the person who DID say it: Tina Fey.
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 18, 2020
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      "SP never said that - except maybe to make fun of the person who DID say it: Tina Fey."...I knew that ;)
       
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Taking a hit and realizing the hitter is empty...that burns!
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      I never have that problem with my bong...
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 19, 2020
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      I know
       
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  9. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    Very simular. November 20 to January 22 all the way up north.
    I don't live that high up, so the sun barely comes up, but only for a couple of hours everyday.
     
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      Guess you get used to it, home is where your bed is!
       
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      There's also the Midnight sun durring the summer. We went to a dinner theater in Denali Park and the host said he'd get us all back to the lodge before the sun goes down... It never went down. lol
       
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Factory governors on vehicles
     
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  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Yesterday, I wasn't even out of my house for ONE MINUTE before I had a car coming straight at me in my lane as I'm trying to get to work and it was only 8 AM. Some stupid ass bitch was weaving from her lane into mine so I flashed my brights on and off at her before she got back in her lane. As she drove past me, she gave me a dirty look so I just yelled at her. I saw her go up the hill to the apartments and I wanted to turn around and get her license plate number...so her drunk driving pissed me off.
     
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    2. Valspar
      I would've thrown my bottle of driving whiskey at her car, @Lioness.
      Jk...






      I wouldn't waste my driving whiskey.
       
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      driving whiskey :laugh:
       
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    4. Lioness
      It looked like she finished her bottle of driving whiskey...
       
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    5. Valspar
      It was a joke...
       
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    6. Lioness
      The way she was driving this morning, she had had something to drink...
       
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    That I need a nap at 1 o'clock, ...3 is my usual hour.... :singing:...shouldnt that be yawning and not a singing?
     
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    1. heads-up
      Nap is a good thing, enjoy.
       
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      ;)
       
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    3. noboat
      I only nap on Sunday druing the football game
       
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      Indulge more often, naps help keep me calm and well centered ;)
       
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    5. Like2Bsolo
      Dude, check you inbox!
       
      Like2Bsolo, Nov 19, 2020
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Dermatologists... you go in their office, they have two big guys, they grab you by the legs, hold you upside down and shake you to empty your pockets.
     
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  14. MissBHaving

    MissBHaving Porn Star

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    Working for a living: pisses me off! Haha
     
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  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    2. Anniemated
      Perhaps we should slow down some, I'm still waiting for a dick pic! ;)
       
      Anniemated, Nov 19, 2020
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    3. Valspar
      I'll kick you in your British twazzer first...then we'll talk about my American penis. :biggrin:
       
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    4. Anniemated
      Strange customs you have, whatya wanna kick my veejay for?!
       
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    5. Valspar
      To make room for my dick.
      Lol!
       
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    6. Anniemated
      Ohhhhh big boy!!
       
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  16. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    People who park in malls at the front door of supermarkets, coffee shops and department stores waiting for the person they dropped off. And fucking up traffic. They just sit there smoking a cigarette, looking at their phone, not having a care in the world about anyone else
     
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    A grown man afraid of a bug
     
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      Phone spiders
       
      Jh2, Nov 27, 2020
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    People who make excuses for their shitty behaviour.
     
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  19. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Those that don't realise that quite often those acting like shit heads are going through a hell that you (that's a communal you) can never envisage and need friendship at least.
     
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      Can you message me?
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 29, 2020
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  20. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I said this before, Our debit card number was used for a $200 purchase, and the bank gave us back the money and opened an investigation. My point today is did they? Say the guy investigating gets at least $200 a day pay, that would only be 52G a year so I'm sure he gets more than that. How can they pay a guy to investigate a $200 crime, they would lose more money investigating.
    Unless this is part of a bigger widespread scam it isn't worthwhile for the bank to bother.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I suspect their "investigation" consists of an email to the company that the charge was made at.
      At least that's how the Loss Prevention team works at my job. They have just a couple of people that handle all of the fraud cases.
       
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      So nothing in depth, I suppose if the company says no record??? As the company has already told me
       
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    3. deegenerate
      If the company has no record of a customer, they will have to eat the charge, and write it off as a loss on their taxes.
       
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