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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Computer problems...backing up everything before my Blue Screen of Play becomes a Blue screen of death :eek:
     
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      Chrome shouldn't be the problem - I keep two windows for two monitors, with an average of 70+ tabs combined.
      seriously - it sounds like either a hard drive capacity or a RAM issue.
      (I'm no expert, but after five years at an IT company, I pick up some stuff)
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 29, 2020
    3. deleted user 555 768
      Its 2+ years old, they wear out, makes noise...worst is when I shit down, it comes back on like a restart, sometimes a coupel times a night
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 29, 2020
    4. latecomer91364
      Jeez - what brand is it? 2 years old should have had enough standard memory and RAM to deal with most things - unless you're a gamer, and somehow, I just don't think that's the case.

      The PC I'm typing on is from 2015, and I'm thinking about an upgrade because it stalls now and then - you know - that program or web page 'not responding'.
       
      latecomer91364, Nov 29, 2020
    5. deleted user 555 768
      Dell, It does and I'm not, computers dont last but a couple a years, I'm on all day
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 29, 2020
    6. deleted user 555 768
      Books, tablets and phones are much tougher to work on, on my phone, I cant comment, comes out as a post...dont know why, I gave up tryin'
       
  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    People who like throwing their little digs in, here and there. Then saying they were only joking. Show some balls, we weren't born yesterday
     
    1. Anniemated
      I confess to all my digs, they were meant and are no joke. Unless of course they have a lol or smiley emoji attached, then those are jokes :)
       
      Anniemated, Nov 28, 2020
    2. Jack Mine
      No need to tell me something I don’t already know. Thanks
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 28, 2020
    3. Jack Mine
      I have to apologize for my comment. Because I don't want you thinking I was throwing you a dig. I was just being sarcastic, that's all
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 28, 2020
    4. Anniemated
      You're fine. Mine was posted with a smile on my face (as they usually are!) very few people realise that fact, you at least do! :)
       
      Anniemated, Nov 28, 2020
  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    That's sad.
     
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  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Pissing in the middle of the night and missing, pisses me off
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      I never miss at night. If it's dark and I can't see then I never miss. Next morning that damn dog gets blamed.
       
      Braxton.B, Nov 29, 2020
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      Dont have a dog, its all me
       
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    3. conroe4
      SWMBO still makes me clean it up. I no longer have a dog...
       
      conroe4, Dec 1, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      I covered piles with newspaper and sprayed Lysol till she came home
       
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      I get up. I'm naked I don't turn the light on. So I just sit down to drain. Hard to miss that way !!
       
      gammaXray, Dec 4, 2020
  5. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    That no good Bruce Dern just killed John Wayne and took his herd. Now I'm good and pissed off.
    But never fear Duke Wayne fans, The Cowboys are about to go open a can of whoop ass on Bruce Dern and his evil pack and get the herd back.
     
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      For those who are wondering how it all turned out. The Cowboys got that herd back and sold it and now they headed back to give the Duke's widow the money, then run a train on her old ass.
       
      Braxton.B, Dec 1, 2020
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  6. Midnight Dream

    Midnight Dream Sinfully Classy

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    Waking up at 2:30 am and panicking because the alarm didn’t go off !! Then realizing it wasn’t suppose to go off because you didn’t have to go to work !! Duh !! :p
     
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      Hahaha I do that
       
      Jh2, Dec 1, 2020
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    2. Midnight Dream
      It was my first time this morning !!
       
      Midnight Dream, Dec 1, 2020
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    3. Jh2
      It use to happen to me a lot get up get dressed and realize I'm 4 hours early lay back down sleep through all of my alarms and end up being super late
       
      Jh2, Dec 1, 2020
  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    A slow leak in my tire! About once every 4 or 5 weeks I have to add a little air!
    I should have it fixed. The tire is only two years old, not much mileage, and I know, being the eternal pessimist, that the guy will say, "Nope cant be fixed you need a new tire! and you need all four if you replace one." No ...I'm not buying 4 tires!
     
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    1. Jh2
      Find the leak
       
      Jh2, Dec 1, 2020
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      been trying, the damn thing is so slow it takes over a month to lose 5lbs of air. I'm thinking the rim??
       
      Dearelliot, Dec 1, 2020
    3. conroe4
      Check the shraeder valve with spit. Mix up some Dawn soap and water, soap the tire down, it will bubble.
       
      conroe4, Dec 2, 2020
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    4. Ed Itor
      Get a can of leak fix or leak stop or similar crap. It does work and actually longer than it should.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 20, 2020
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  8. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Rocks in my shoe
     
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  9. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Upsetting my carer when it was her in the wrong. Why Oh why bring me a dessert she's decided I want without asking?! I was looking forward to Coffee Ice cream but nobody bothered to ask! I'm the one employing her, it's my decision what I eat.
     
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  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    ^^^
    Hahaha! Oh, it's funny how the privileged moan about even small kindnesses volunteered by their 'help' unless specifically asked for - HOW DARE THEY?

    So fucking precious from the wannabe 'Ruling Class'.
    Get a fucking grip on the way humanity should work.

    Insufferable 'Princess'
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 3, 2020
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  11. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Just happened today...People not stopping, and even trying to pass cars in a funeral precession! These fucking morons almost crashed into several cars and motorcycle cop!
     
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    2. Ed Itor
      Nope, maybe in USA but that isn't the be all to end all.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 4, 2020
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    3. tenguy
      Ed it’s a Southern thing, folks stop, cops stop and get out of their cars and salute. In NY, the cop would be giving out tickets for impeding traffic,
      It’s kinda quaint but a little overboard.
       
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      Interesting. I'm from Philadelphia and longtime Phoenix resident, but never noticed the Southern viewpoint. Truthfully for me, it came from the military tradition in my family of respect for the fallen and a bit of empathy for the loved one's in the precession.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 5, 2020
    5. Ed Itor
      Yeah, I remember when my mom died in '62 and we passed a road crew, they all stopped and took off their hard hats. Some people would stop walking & face the Hurst until the limousine passed.
      It was Respect or the 2nd Great Commandment or "there but for the grace of God", whatever it really affected me and if I see a funeral possession I try to do the same.
       
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    6. phxbi_bear80
      Losing your mom had to have been terrible in so many ways, and it's that kind of display of respect made it a little bit easier. Sometimes it's the little things that really matter.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 20, 2020
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    rudeness
     
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  13. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Fucking politics on a Porn Sight. Enough already. 20200807_000738.jpg
    Give me more of this and less of that.
    Happy Healthy Holidays to All
     
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  14. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    People who do things.
    People who don't do things.
    People doing things they have no idea how to do.
    People who know everything yet know nothing.

    Seems there's a common denominator going here.
     
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Lack of sleep. Alot of other things annoy me rather than piss me off. Lol
     
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  16. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    I'd rather have something piss me off than piss on me.
     
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  17. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    Biting my tounge or insides of my chin while eating.
    So painful and unnecessary.
    Make me question the humans so called superior intelligence.
     
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  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Alarm clocks
     
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    1. tenguy
      What’s an alarm clock?
       
      tenguy, Dec 5, 2020