1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Microsoft sending me an ALERT! THERE"S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ACCOUNT!
    AAAGGGGHHHH!!!

    So I log in and on my computer's main settings page it says there's a problem so I log in (Because I'm always using my computer, I presume I was already logged in). As soon as I log in, it takes me back to the same page and it says everything is fine and up to date.

    Then why the fuck are are you bothering me?
    I'm pretty sure it wasn't some kind of hackery, like a phishing attempt - what are they gonna find? I don't put any financial or credit information online, so what - they want to see my dirty pics? Doubt it.

    Stoopid technology...
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I know of two people lately that just got hacked. These hackers don't realize if they get caught. It's a crime.
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
  2. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    People who sit there and talk shit about others who are in the room I honestly believe they might be too stupid to know any better I'm guessing some of those people are inbred or something
     
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  3. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Nosey people.
    If I wanted you to know my business then I'd tell you
     
  4. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    People who assume everything I say is wrong because I'm an advocate of getting fucked up...if your political debate begins or ends with me getting high, it shouldnt have begun in the first place
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Are you high?
      Your awake you are high....
      Discount everything you say or do
      It was all the ganja
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 7, 2021
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      You see me posting, I'm high, you dont see me posting, I'm high
       
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    3. dirtyjedi
      I knew it
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 7, 2021
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      A welcomed assumption
       
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  5. HornyIndiana

    HornyIndiana Porn Star

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    People claiming they will be there for you if you ever need it. Those are the same people who when you need it most are nowhere around
     
  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When I realize in hindsight that I should have done something differently, and knowing that there is nothing I can do about that.
     
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Having to pee three minutes after getting into bed
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Yeh me too, every night
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
  8. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Hot flashes. I have no idea what they are suppose to feel like. But this must be it. I'm not too fond of them so far. Lol
     
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Sadly it's nature's way of being a bastard
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
    3. Sweetpassion
      Just fml!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
    4. dirtyjedi
      Pmsl, sandpaper muff
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
    5. Sweetpassion
      Wat tha??? :eek:
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
    6. dirtyjedi
      It's what my exs mother got. Vagina so dry it all rubs and goes funny coloured. I was giggling like mad
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
  9. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Visiting friends who sit on their phone 24/7 wtf is the point of the visit
     
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      Drives me up the wall too!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 8, 2021
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Why the hell would you tho.... Rude
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      The only time I even touch my phone when visiting friends is when the custom ring/alert is one of my kids...that's it
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 8, 2021
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Good form old chap
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    That’s one sheet of Scott’s toilet paper. Try wiping your ass with that. It doesn’t matter how many layers I wrap around my hand, I still have pieces break off between my ass cheeks



    2D8CA7EC-3DAD-4E09-8E77-85384476C2F5.jpeg
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Oh my word. You have no filter at all!! Haha
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
    2. Jack Mine
      Filter?
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 8, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Ya, you just say what comes to mind. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
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    4. Geminpa
      And that’s why we never buy that brand
       
      Geminpa, Mar 9, 2021
    5. overdoneone
      The only good thing about that TP....it's good for rolling a joint in an emergency..
       
      overdoneone, Apr 6, 2021
  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Dingleberry's
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Pick them off and put them in the ashtray
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Again....no filter @shy guy!! You guys keep things interesting. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
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      What, they grow wild here! Great with sour cream and sugar
       
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Best thing about no pubes.... No clunkers
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
    5. Sweetpassion
      Omg!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 8, 2021
  12. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Cottonmouth!!!
     
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      Drink plenty of fluids and beer and coffee dont count
       
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Welcome to my world
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      When your tongues popping out from cotton mouth
      So dry you could even drink light beer without vomiting blood
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
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  13. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Feels like this every time LOL
    tenor.gif
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Exactly!
      I drink a lot of tea, but I hear ya
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 8, 2021
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  14. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    Road construction! Not that it isn't need. It's all just a pain in the ass!
     
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  15. Pornstar123

    Pornstar123 Sex Lover

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    People who talk loud and have "private" conversations in public on their phones.. People that believe everything the government is telling them.. It's like they can't even think for themselves anymore..
     
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  16. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Getting sleepy
     
  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I buy a new lotion with a pump dispenser in it and the pump doesn’t work.
     
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      Nothing works anymore everything sucks . Cherry pop I’m noticing that
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 10, 2021
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Porn stars or amateur porn pics - where the people are nude apart from their damn socks - take them the fuck off !
     
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      Might have to run out in the cold, mate.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 10, 2021
  19. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    People doing things just to get under your skin. Really fucking struggling at the minute and I don't give a fuck if there's vimto on your new sofa
     
  20. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Being Wrong! Driving on the Pkwy today the GPS said take exit 132...I told my wife it was wrong! the right exit was 135... Sometimes GPS takes a slightly different route,,,so I thought it was wrong..it wasn't. and....She will remind me of this
     
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    1. Jh2
      Gps is a moron
       
      Jh2, Mar 10, 2021
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    2. Dearelliot
      135 stuck in my head...I used that exit for years in the 70s
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 10, 2021
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    3. Jh2
      I'm always using GPS when it's wrong it's really wrong
       
      Jh2, Mar 10, 2021
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    4. Truthful 1
      You must’ve really liked her Elliot miss135
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 12, 2021
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    5. Truthful 1
      I miss exit 3 on the New Jersey Turnpike
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 12, 2021
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