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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Players sitting in Australia
    You are my team mate fuck brains
    How about you help
     
    #1661
  2. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    Coworkers....
     
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  3. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    people whose heads are so buried in their phones even when walking in a busy area, that they almost cause accidents. same thing with people who drive while on phones. if you can't pay attention to your surroundings, put the damn thing down, for fuck sake.
     
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    #1663
  4. Allie in cali

    Allie in cali Porn Star

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    Mosquitoes
     
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    #1664
  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog is finally losing all her winter Husky fur, and she loves brushing up against me and covering me in clumps of fluff.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Cool I was just looking for this thread couldn't find it thanks
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 14, 2021
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    2. shootersa
      Used to have that problem with a Sheppard. Got it so he liked to be vaccumed, you know, with a vaccum. He'd hear the vaccume being pulled out and lay on his back, just waiting.
       
      shootersa, Jun 14, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      She’s part shepherd too! And she also loves the vacuum lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 14, 2021
      #link
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  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Stubbing your toe when silence is needed
    Damn you skirting board
     
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm out in my backyard and I here a
    Buzzing, look up and a drone is watching me, like a carpenter bee just hanging there, I stared at it as it stared at me, gave it the middle finger about 15 seconds it flew off...what the fuck!
     
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    #1667
  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Always, always, always: Netflix: when the thing that I was watching in bed last night (but fell asleep) is nowhere to be found on my 'continue watching for...', (Oh - but something I stopped watching six months ago is still there) and when I search My List, not only is it somewhere near the bottom, but they've changed the icon for it so I have to read every one of the entries.

    Haa-fucking-rummmph!
     
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  9. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Swollen feet from high heels. I hate high heels
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      I hate them too. Ughh they are only nice for bedroom fun i think. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 15, 2021
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    3. Geminpa
      Oh yes! I have a few pairs of crazy uncomfortable ones that are now for bedroom fun only.
       
      Geminpa, Jun 15, 2021
      #link
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    4. Geminpa
      You volunteering?
       
      Geminpa, Jun 16, 2021
      #link
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    5. Geminpa
      Well calling me maam isn’t earning you brownie points!
       
      Geminpa, Jun 16, 2021
      #link
    6. Truthful 1
      They may hurt Geminpa but I’d bet you look nice in them
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 19, 2021
      #link
    #1670
  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    local business cant find employees and their signs says $11 an hour...
     
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  11. Allie in cali

    Allie in cali Porn Star

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    Signs that say mask required so u go to ur car and get a mask then NO FUCKING BODY IN THE STORE IS WEARING ONE TO INCLUDE THE EMOLYEES!!!
     
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    #1673
  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Quitters.
    Screenshot_20210614-185207_Google.jpg
     
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    #1674
  13. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    When its ninety degrees and the a/c quits working.
     
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    #1675
  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    My hitter is clogged again, 3rd time today!
     
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    1. Valspar
      Keep a lighter to it and keep puffing.
      You'll get a mouthful of resin soon enough.
       
      Valspar, Jun 15, 2021
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      I havent smoked resin since I was a kid, clean the pipe, save the snot for dry times
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 15, 2021
      #link
    #1676
  15. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Do a little while ago I heard the drone again, it was above my house,the sound was loud enough to follow, right across the street to a kid in a house opposite me, as an adult talking to a 15 year old I asked that he not fly above my house, he apologized and I said take care...why do I feel bad like I ruined his fun
     
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  16. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Putting my blinker on pulling up to a parking spot ,and having some asshole behind me trying to pull in the spot. It pisses me off, but I just move on. I wish I did that when I was younger, you live and learn
     
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    #1678
  17. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    When "adults" call out of work sick when they are already working remotely. Oh, and it's 80 degrees and sunny.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Yeah, I would have to be practically dying before I would call out sick now that I work at home.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 16, 2021
      #link
    2. Geminpa
      Yep, I get that at my job. My kids have better work ethic than some of the people who work at my job.
       
      Geminpa, Jun 17, 2021
      #link
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  18. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    When im watching a live performance and the lead singer has the crowed sing the song for him. I did not pay to hear a bunch of drunk nobody's sing your song for you.

    Can we think of any other job where this is allowed can you imagine going to a restaurant you order a steak and the cook comes out and says yea!!!! Let me see you cook that steak dont forget to turn it over.
     
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    #1680
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