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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Getting a new electronic device and trying to figure out how to set it up and use it. Grrrrr!!!! :mad:
     
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      What kind of electronic device, a computer or an alarm clock, maybe I can help
       
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      It's a dashcam. I got it set up and it recorded our trip to the redwoods today. I was able to view it on the laptop. Pretty cool. No Bigfoot sightings yet....
      The directions suck ass....
       
      Rixer, Jun 22, 2021
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      Been thinking about a dash cam, but I dont dash anywhere worth caming :(
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 22, 2021
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      On the way home a guy in a mini-van with his family onboard decided to pass a truck on this two lane highway as I was coming at them. He didn't have enough room and I was fortunate enough to have a shoulder on the road to pull into. I got the whole thing on camera. It was freaky. Then there was a truck that wrecked on a bridge before I got there and the cab was hanging over the rail. Got that one also.
      I hate the back camera though and the voice recording needs to be deactivated. Nobody needs to hear me singing...:stop:
       
      Rixer, Jun 26, 2021
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      Capturing events is great, I have video of us on an airboat flying through the everglades mangroves that was never watched, never look at pictures, but I still want a dashcam
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 26, 2021
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  2. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Every women with tits thinks they can start a only fans and make money... Talk about a watered down market
     
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      Onlyfans seems like too much work. I prefer to show them for free. Then nobody can complain lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 22, 2021
  3. Avenpriya75

    Avenpriya75 Porn Star

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    Gym members who are sweaty and don't chean up after!
     
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      Oh fucking hell I hate that shit! I've broken down and chastised them like children to clean up their mess lol!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jun 22, 2021
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      That’s just gross. I don’t use machines much but I always wiped them down before and after working out.
       
      Geminpa, Jun 22, 2021
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      Then I like you!:p:biggrin:
       
      Avenpriya75, Jun 22, 2021
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  4. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    When reading an article on my phone and then I touch something and it’s gone for good!
     
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  5. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    The new Word program on my computer at work...I HATE IT!!!
     
  6. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Fighting with taking off a childproof cap on a bottle of aspirin
     
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      Just do what I do… have one of the kids open it!
       
      aesopstails, Jun 22, 2021
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  7. BigSuzyB

    BigSuzyB Porn Star

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    I’ve received as gifts different samples of government sanctioned marijuana and marijuana products.
    The packaging assures I will never purchase any of the legal product in my lifetime.It’s ridiculous.
    Five joints don’t need to come a package that I can drive my Buick over.
     
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  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Left my almond joy in my daughters refrigerator, Not sure it will still be there next week when we visit...
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Was gunna go to a nursery to purchase a shrubbery and now its raining...guess I'll eat
     
  10. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Getting rained on during my run.
     
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      Its been raining a lot where in pa
       
      thestrangerinyou, Jun 23, 2021
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Rain? What is this thing you speak of??? lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jun 23, 2021
    3. Geminpa
      It poured yesterday. Today was beautiful!
       
      Geminpa, Jun 24, 2021
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The blue jays in my back yard caught this cute little lizard and killed it. I never realized they would go for something that big. :(
     
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      My bluejays are happy with the squirrel corn, they fight the grackles for it and the squirrel chases 'em both away
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jun 23, 2021
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      Oh that’s terrible,Dee.
       
      Geminpa, Jun 24, 2021
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  12. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    People who wear shirts of bands or kinds of music they never listen to JUST because it looks trendy. Mindless trendwhoring crap that's antithetical to what these bands often stand for.
     
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      As a musician...I will just say thank you and AMEN!!!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Jun 23, 2021
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      If the band is getting royalties you won't hear them bitch.
       
      Ed Itor, Jun 23, 2021
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      For sure. Anytime I see someone with a band shirt from someone I know I give the the quiz lol
       
      HornyIndiana, Jun 28, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Hats with an advertising logo in front, make you a walking billboard
     
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  14. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Right up there with leaving the stickers/tags on a baseball caps!

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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Any name brand frozen broccoli and cheese, its all stems and a few broken flowerettes, gotta wonder what the store brand is like...stems and seeds?
     
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    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Not having anti gravity shoes
     
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  17. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Apparently the level of oxygen in the air today is a lot less than when I was young.
     
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog is shedding her Husky coat and there are clumps of fur everywhere!! I took her to get a bath today to help loosen it up faster, and the back of my Jeep is completely covered in white fluff lol. So I had to clean it out and even vacuumed it but I can’t get it all out.
     
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      Embrace the fluff.....use it to make pillows:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
       
      Odins own, Jun 29, 2021
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    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Withdrawal from pain killers
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Being to humid to go out and do anything
     
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