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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Why?
     
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  2. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Sex Machine

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    I didn't think anyone could actually lose this thread, but you sir are the loser.
     
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  3. kice

    kice Porn Star

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    A good non-embarrassing way to get a discount is to ask the question "How much will this thing do with the discount?" instead of asking for the discount after getting the price because it is frequently answered with a "Sorry we don't do a promotion right now".
    Often it works because most stores (especially fashion ones) are constantly making targeted promotional offers.
    And if they ask you "Which discount?", your answer should be " The one you are going to make me".

    If you ever save money with this tip, give a share of it.
     
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    1. odi144
      I haven't tried this but I have put all my items on the belt to be rung up, and I often get more than one of the same thing only to find they didn't charge me for everything.

      I like to get in the store and get home so I find out after I get home.
       
      odi144, Dec 14, 2021
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    2. kice
      Nice. A kind of Christmas stocking?
       
      kice, Dec 15, 2021
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    3. odi144
      No, I needed 4 shower curtain rods, put all of them on the belt, when I got home I looked at the receipt and realized I was only charged for 3.
       
      odi144, Dec 15, 2021
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    4. Ficxa 479
      Your price is too high, I usually say. Instead of,,, it is expensive.
       
      Ficxa 479, Dec 18, 2021
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  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I just tried this and got a free car. Thanks!
     
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      Really? New car? Please explain.
       
      odi144, Dec 14, 2021
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      It was a lie.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 15, 2021
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Don’t run with scissors
     
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      Always sound advice!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 18, 2021
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  6. kice

    kice Porn Star

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    When you have tied up your shoe laces, double the knot and pass the loops under the laces. Thus, they will not catch on and the shoes will remain well laced. Important when running or hiking
     
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      Man you are treasure trove of finds.
       
      Ficxa 479, Dec 18, 2021
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  7. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    In life, when you come to a fork in the road, take it.
     
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      <credit> Yogi Berra
       
      conroe4, Dec 18, 2021
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      No advice Yogi Berra ever gave has failed me.
       
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  8. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    My advice to people, especially young people that get there first decent paying job, is to resist the urge to buy a new car. I bought a brand new truck in 2007 and I'm still driving it. I haven't had a car payment in almost 11 years. And if I can get another 10 years out of it, I would. Do the math on that and tell me what you could do with the money.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Just bought a new ride to replace my Dodge Ram I bought brand new in 2001. Couldn't agree more, you'll have plenty of other shit to pay for!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 18, 2021
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      There are advantages to buying a new car. It's new!
       
      odi144, Dec 18, 2021
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      It is! But then it's not new shortly after :biggrin:
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Dec 18, 2021
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    4. Ficxa 479
      In Russia prices go high every year so rapidly. That after two or three years it cost the same, perhaps even a bit higher. There is even a tax on it in Russia, if sell a car sooner than three years after.
       
      Ficxa 479, Dec 18, 2021
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  9. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    And you get the factory warranty.

    I do agree with you about keeping it a long time, I have a car I bought new in 2008 and plan on keeping it forever, even if I have to have the engine and transmission rebuilt.
     
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  10. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Never use a condom after the expiration date.
     
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      But they are cheaper that way... go to government auctions, you can get crates of the damn things for pennies on the dollar.
       
      dinny, Dec 19, 2021
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  11. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Speaking of keeping your car a long time, every 80,000 miles my car wants new headlights.

    Five minutes and I'm ready for 80,000 more miles.

    20211222_105021.jpg
     
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Forgive the deserving who have slighted you, but seriously motherfucking fuck the undeserving.
     
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  14. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    It’s not over till my wife sings

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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Karma doesn’t exist. It doesn’t matter how nice or mean you are. If you want shit for yourself you have to go out and make it happen.
     
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  16. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    Your dominant hand is your break hand.
     
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  17. TheGreatAndMightyQ

    TheGreatAndMightyQ Porno Junky

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    Never sleep with someone who is crazier than you are.
     
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  18. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m glad my husband doesn’t login here often.:p
     
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      Oh? So does that mean you are claiming to be the crazier one?
       
      TheGreatAndMightyQ, Dec 23, 2021
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I never actually admitted to a thing.;)
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 23, 2021
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    3. TheGreatAndMightyQ
      Ah ha, denial by evasion. The first classic sign of crazy.
       
      TheGreatAndMightyQ, Dec 24, 2021
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  19. kice

    kice Porn Star

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    If you don't know where you are and where you go then go back to where you started and start it all again
     
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  20. kice

    kice Porn Star

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    don't fall asleep with an itchy ass or you will wake up with a smelly finger
     
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