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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Could be to the TV, or a post you saw here or anything, but what was the last thing you uttered out loud when nobody (including pets) could have heard?

    My last one was a minute ago, here on XNXX:

    "Dude, you're not helping."

    What was the last thing you said to yourself?
    No need to explain, but bonus points are available if you do.

    Disclaimer: 'Bonus Points cannot be reclaimed from any commercial venue available on earth, or ever. They are not recognized by Amazon, Ebay, Walmart, or anywhere else. - it's like the gold star on your homework paper - there is no bank you can take that to
     
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    1. Roger Mitchell
      I said, wow it feels good getting these fucking shoes off! Was in them since 6:00 am it's 9:45 now
       
      Roger Mitchell, Mar 24, 2021
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  2. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I said something to a guy who was speeding through the store parking lot...I think "you dumbshit" was uttered.
     
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I have a habit of saying "OK" out loud whenever I finish doing one thing and moving on to the next, so it would definitely be that. lol
     
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      LOL...me too, even whole conversations have occurred often :)
       
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  4. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    I just spent the last 2.5 hours watching the Cardinals vs. Eagles NFL football game, so there were a lot of words spoken. Born and raised in Philly and a longtime resident of Phoenix, AZ...I'm happy either way but since the Eagles finally won a championship, I wanted the Cardinals to win for one reason...an ex-teammate of mine in college, and a all around good human being by the name of Larry Fitzgerald!

    So when they won, my last words said were "Gotta win one for Fitzy!"
     
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      Cardinals!!! :cigar:
       
      luv2be.evil420, Dec 22, 2020
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  5. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    "N-word Please"!.......I spend the whole day talking out loud to myself :confused:
     
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      Hahaha!
       
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  6. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    bonus points , Woo Hoo
     
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  7. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Pfftt. As if?
     
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Oh Jesus.
     
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  9. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    It was god dammit, I forgot my towel. Heh, SWMBO heard me and brought me a towel. Sometimes talking to the ceiling works wonders.
     
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    No more papers
     
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  11. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Ooohhhh... fucksake.

    Not great that was the first thing I said this morning.
     
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  12. smoothgrl

    smoothgrl The Delectable

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    Buggering Fecksticks! ....... Said to an empty room when I realised I'd left my thick warm socks downstairs.
     
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  13. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I don't know if this counts. But I walk around the house saying where the fuck are my glasses, when there on my head
     
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      Yeah that counts!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 21, 2020
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      It pisses me off when I lose my glasses. I've never lost them on my head yet, but I did get in the shower with them once. They're the lightweight
      Silhouette brand and didn't realize I was wearing them until the water hit.
       
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  14. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Fuck
     
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Right now, I don't remember, but I'm not gonna say anything now just so I have something to post.

    Oh wait! It was:

    "We're not gonna take it
    No, we ain't gonna take it!
    We're not gonna take it anymore."

    Yes - singing along with the break music on The Five counts
     
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  16. Midnight Dream

    Midnight Dream Sinfully Classy

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    Fuck U , Fuck U !!! Not in a good way , either.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      You might have just said that to me because I accidentally hit "disagree" not once, but twice while trying to hit the funny button!
       
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      Laughing. !! It’s ok. :). I hit the report button on me while ago too. :). I do that stuff all the time !!
      No my fuck U , was being said as I walked out the door at home !!
       
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Where did I put that
     
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  18. HisBabyGirl

    HisBabyGirl Always & Forever His

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    Merry Christmas
     
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  19. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Motherfucker.
    When I found a nail in my daughter's tire today.
    It's only about a half inch from where the tread meets the sidewall so it can't be plugged.
    Damn thing's only 6 months old too.
    Oh well, guess I know what Santa's bringing her this year.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I would have said fuck!! That's my go to word when bad things happen.
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 21, 2020
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      I threw a mother in front for good measure. Lol.
      She called me as she was heading home yesterday and said that tire only had 18 psi of air in it and the rest had 30.
      I said you have a nail in it...stop at a gas station and fill it up and I'll look when you get home.
      Of course she was adamant she didn't have a nail in it because "there's no construction going on by me." Lmao!!!! Kids.
       
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Oddly i know what you mean! Well, it's not so odd cause we are tlking about kids here. Haha Gotta love them!:)
       
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  20. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Let's do this shit!! My motivating quote for watever "shit" i need to get done. Haha If noone is gonna kick my ass in to gear. Then i have to kick my own. Lol
     
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      I'll lick your ass into gear.

      Wait...what?
       
      Valspar, Dec 21, 2020
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    2. Sweetpassion
      I'm pretty sure i read "lick" your ass into gear. ;) Maybe i read it wrong.:p Sexual activity makes me wanna rest after not do stuff. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Dec 21, 2020
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    3. Valspar
      I meant prick your ass into gear.
       
      Valspar, Dec 21, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Haha sure ya did!! :p
       
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