1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    English much
     
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    #541
  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    That’s one fine looking ass. I actually said that to myself, because my wife right beside me
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Sweetie pants
     
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    #543
  4. semitwisted

    semitwisted Amateur

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    Fuck Joe Biden!
     
    #544
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    use it or lose it
     
    #545
  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Eat more cheese you filthy bastard.


    Just kidding. I made that up.
     
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    #546
  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Oh baby I like it raaaaaaaw
    (guttural growl of satisfied glee)
     
    #547
  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    But…but…it’s not a competition! ;)
     
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    1. bigbird
      no other rating was appropriate for this one :)
       
      bigbird, Sep 8, 2021
      #link
    2. Cherrypop
      Haha
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 8, 2021
      #link
      bigbird likes this.
    #548
  9. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I may have just done a little victory dance in my garden
     
    #549
  10. TheGreatAndMightyQ

    TheGreatAndMightyQ Porno Junky

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    Well first I've got to ask. Do cats count as nobody or are they somebody?
     
    #550
  11. bigbaws83

    bigbaws83 Porn Star

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    "I really need so.eone to chat to tonight, or am just going to bed" said that bout 10 min ago when I realised I had no energy for TV, movies or playing the com
     
    #551
  12. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Hmm... What the fuck was it?

    I just opened the GD main menu page and said something out loud, but I wasn't listening - so when I saw this thread near the top, I said the above (it was too late to remember anyway - this comment superseded the previous).
     
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    #552
  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Why the fuck did I buy these air fresheners for my bathroom?
    I don't even own a pet.
    Screenshot_20210908-164551_Message+.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
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    1. bigbird
      always best to be prepared :)
       
      bigbird, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    2. Cherrypop
      Maybe it smells like pet odour. Not eliminates it
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    #553
  14. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Please don’t rain, please don’t rain, please don’t rain.

    Repeated this the entire last mile of my run this morning as the drizzle started.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 3
    1. Justlikethat
      I have one of those little umbrellas that bolt to your head if you want to borrow it next time you go for a run. :biggrin:
       
      Justlikethat, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Lol. I hate that it rained but an umbrella hat isn’t the answer.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
      Justlikethat, Geminpa and deegenerate like this.
    3. Justlikethat
      Don’t rain on my parade SC, I think Gem would look adorable jogging down the road in my umbrella hat!:rolleyes:
       
      Justlikethat, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Gem would look hot as fuck doing anything.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    5. Geminpa
      Lol, thanks!!!
      I got lucky it didn’t start pouring until I got back home, but I did run that last mile much faster.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    #554
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Garbage
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      I wonder what gd tripe you was reading
       
      dirtyjedi, Sep 9, 2021
      #link
    2. Cherrypop
      No it was how I looked lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 11, 2021
      #link
    3. dirtyjedi
      Pffft
       
      dirtyjedi, Sep 11, 2021
      #link
    #555
  16. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Mother Fucker.
    After dropping a case of bottled water and it almost landed on my foot.
     
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    #556
  17. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    I cant believe he asked me that.
     
    #557
  18. Brvhrt69

    Brvhrt69 Porn Surfer

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    Why am i on this road, oh fuck, missed the turn again.
     
    #558
  19. Meezy225

    Meezy225 Amateur

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    Window is cracked open in the trailer park
    Screamed wish the new neighbor would come smoke n fuck!!
     
    #559
  20. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Yup. See you next Tuesday.
     
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    • Winner Winner x 1
    #560
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