1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Dumb bitch.
     
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    1. freethinker
      Musta been a noob...
       
      freethinker, Oct 9, 2021
  2. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    The fuck is that?
     
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  3. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    I'd fuck the hell outta that.

    Said as I was gazing into a mirror.
     
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  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Temper temper! :joyful:
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    No.

    I'm not gonna play 'Q'.
     
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Yeah, that's right.
    My alarm clock is set for 5:45 am and I'm going to let it beep for ten minutes before I shut it off.
    Maybe next time you'll think twice before you vacuum at an ungodly hour.


    Bitch.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      OMG I lived in an apartment once with a neighbor that vacuumed in the middle of the night, so in the morning I made as much noise as humanly possible. lol
       
      deegenerate, Oct 13, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Ha! She lives right above me and we have hardwood floors except for the bedroom.
      Seriously...who vacuums wood floors at 2am then goes back to bed?
       
      Valspar, Oct 13, 2021
    3. Lioness
      I had a single guy who lived above me and he would bring women home from wherever he was!! And I could always hear them and I was in-between boyfriends.
       
      Lioness, Oct 13, 2021
    4. Cherrypop
      I feel this. I have an elephant woman living above me. She’s actually tiny but she stomps around at all
      Hours of the day and night.
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 13, 2021
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    5. Valspar
      Lmao! I just saw this, @Cherrypop.
      I call her "heavy-footed" but your description is much more accurate.
      :D
       
      Valspar, Oct 23, 2021
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  7. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    My O my and a turd in the eye, I'm gonna have some chicken pot pie.

    Singing that as I was putting a chicken pot pie in the oven.
     
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  8. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Why in the hell can't she leave the remote in the same place? I have to search all over hell and half of Georgia to find the damn thing.
    I should put it on a chain and screw it to the coffee table.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Do do it and quit your bellyaching. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 13, 2021
    2. conroe4
      I shouldn't have to chain down my remote. This isn't a bank with lost pens, and there's only one remote.
      So I bellyache. I did lash a bic lighter down to the outside table once. It lasted until it ran dry :)
       
      conroe4, Oct 13, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I fortunately don’t have that problem. I’ve finally taught my husband to put things back where he got them. I actually know where everything is. I even got him to shut the toilet lid.☺️
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 13, 2021
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    That’s a coincidence
     
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  10. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    "Fucking idiot". (Regarding the departed Amazon driver who left 3 packages on our lawn in the rain.)
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Mine leave them on the stair right in front of the door.

      So, okay. If I open the door, I will knock the box down the stairs. You can’t leave it to one side, seriously? Is this some kind of challenge?
       
    2. aesopstails
      It must be their idea of fun. They left a huge box weighing nearly 100 lbs. right in front of the door, so I couldn’t even open the door. We had to go out a different door & move the box away from the front door just to open it. I really have to wonder where they get these people from!
       
      aesopstails, Oct 14, 2021
  11. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    You fat fuck! When I looked in the mirror getting out of the shower this morning
     
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  12. Yellow-Butterfly

    Yellow-Butterfly Porn Surfer

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    Fuck…
     
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  13. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Who taught this guy how to drive?? The skinny pedal on the right makes it go faster dumbass!
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      This is why we need personal rocket launchers
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 14, 2021
  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Oh my God. Please stop talking.
     
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  15. Big bang theory

    Big bang theory Sex Machine

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    Really?
     
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  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Omfg how can you be so fucking stupid?
    If a man sucks your cock, and you are male it is gay
    The end
    A sex act between 2 men is gay
    The fucking end
    I am straight
    No blurry lines or however stoned I get is gonna change that
     
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  17. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    WTF, is he drunk
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Defo not
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 14, 2021
  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Riiiiight
     
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Stop emailing me!
     
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