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  1. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    1. conroe4
      Hey Bozo, stop clowning around
       
      conroe4, Sep 8, 2021
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    2. hausenfeffer
      Who knew? I guess it makes sense there's a fetish out there for everyone and "creepy sexy" would have to attract someone I probably don't know I know LoL.
       
      hausenfeffer, Sep 11, 2021
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  2. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    This thread...v v v v
    ^^
     
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    1. tenguy
      All my lovers think so!
       
      tenguy, Sep 7, 2021
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      So all two? :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 7, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      Hey it’s a clear majority!
       
      tenguy, Sep 7, 2021
    4. ncsubcd6997
      and in the next scene, she ties it into a balloon animal. *guy clown frowney face*
       
      ncsubcd6997, Sep 9, 2021
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  4. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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  5. Meanmfman

    Meanmfman Porno Junky

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  6. speakeasy

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    It varies and has no set in stone definition.
    Someone asking me to pose nude for a calendar isn't creepy. If it's not on a porn site, the question might be inappropriate as far as who and under what circumstances they were asking but I wouldn't call it creepy.
    Mostly "creepy" is subjective. I think a guy sitting in a parked car masturbating within view of pedestrians is creepy but I have on several occasions undressed and performed various sex acts in a hotel room with the curtains open and the lights on.
    wanting to have sex with children, blood relatives (I'd probably draw the line at 2nd cousins), animals, the incapacitated and/or mental challenged is creepy to me but me having sex with more than one man at a time might seem creepy to someone else.
    Guys needing to "humiliate" a woman to get off is creepy to me. It's as if they can't feel good about themselves unless they're bringing someone down to their level.
    Finding pissing on a woman's face exciting is creepier to me than the actual act (Don't ask me why. It just does)
    Thinking that a white woman having sex with a black man is somehow degrading to the woman and/or her white husband is creepy and rather racist.
    Oh. and ketchup on a hotdog. Ewww!
     
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      @Geminpa, you can have corndogs with us! The ones at state and county fairs are the best, but corndogs are corndogs and good! I don't slather the mustard on mine...I dip it in the mustard then take a bite. I use the regular yellow mustard...nothing fancy!
       
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    3. Valspar
      Whoa! Slow your corndog roll, @Lioness.
      I don't know this @Geminpa woman very well yet.
       
      Valspar, Sep 9, 2021
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    6. Geminpa
      I’m excited for my corn dog
       
      Geminpa, Sep 10, 2021
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  7. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    If we could get back to the XNXX members calendar for a second, I call dibs on March 19th, 2022 :suck_dick:
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Send Conroe a message. He’s organizing it this year.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 8, 2021
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  8. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Creepy is following around people.
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    It’s creepy when someone constantly loves stirring the shit but doesn’t like anal. :p
     
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  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    When I worked as a bank teller, I had a couple of REALLLLLY creepy, lecherous customers that I hated to wait on!! They always gave me the creeps!
     
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    1. heads-up
      Creepy is usually reserved for the guys...the rare creepy female, run fast.
       
      heads-up, Sep 9, 2021
    2. submissively speaking
      You’d be surprised.
       
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    3. Geminpa
      Yep run fast from that creepy female!
       
      Geminpa, Sep 9, 2021
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  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I try to be creepy but guys think it’s cute. Any tips to improve on being creepy?
     
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    1. heads-up
      Nah, you can’t be sexy and creepy.
       
      heads-up, Sep 10, 2021
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Ok so how do I choose creepy? Is there an application process?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 10, 2021
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    3. heads-up
      First you have to change your name...and stop posting your pics...so no, there isn’t an application process for you.
       
      heads-up, Sep 11, 2021
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Wasps are creepy. Little flying angry bugs with pointy butts and murder in their hearts.
     
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      I was stung by over 100 when I was 9-10 years old and haven't minded them ever since funny enough.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 10, 2021
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      Funny thing that happened to my younger brother as well. While we were kids behind our house were 2 old cadillacs. I hit one of them with palm of my hand. Turned around and a flock of wasps were surrounding my brother. I said "Run" for which he got stung. I had my fair of sting bites but not related to this incident.
       
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      Happens to a lot of us lol! At least I found out that I didn't have an allergy :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 11, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      100 wasps!!! Holy! I’ve been stung once and now I avoid them like crazy. There was one on my bus today and I was flailing my arms around like a weirdo lol. I’m sure people were laughing at me
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 11, 2021
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      A wasp trying to put his stinger in you @Cherrypop...yep sounds about right for every White Anglo Saxon Penis lol:)
       
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  13. phxbi_bear80

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    It's the distinct, rhythmic "rattle" sound of the rattlesnake that's creepy!
    Especially since you hear it long before you see the snake 95% of the time.

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    1. Cherrypop
      We don’t have those here but I love snakes in general. They’re awesome
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 11, 2021
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    2. Odins own
      I "dated" a woman who had a few boa's, would wear one large one when she came into the bar...BEAUTIFUL !!!
       
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  14. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Raccoons and their freaky human paws.
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      That's why I posted it!
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
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    3. Valspar
      I'm going to let you slide on that WTF rating this time, @Cherrypop.
      :D
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
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    4. Cherrypop
      You do it to me!!! Lol
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 11, 2021
    5. Valspar
      Never have I ever...
      Maybe.
      I don't recall. Lol!!!!
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
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    6. Cherrypop
      Oh, you did. I’m a firm believer in payback :D ♥️
       
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  15. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Not any more. Rattlesnakes in parts of Texas have stopped rattling to warn of danger. They're a delicacy to feral hogs,
    and the rattle brings the hogs running to dinner. Since we're getting over run with hogs, the snakes are adjusting.
     
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      Feral hogs?

      Like … pigs?
       
    3. Cherrypop
      Gotta love evolution
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 11, 2021
    4. Valspar
      Not pigs, Subby...hogs.
      The boars have tusks and are scared of nothing.
      Google Arkansas razorback.
      Lol.
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
    5. submissively speaking
      My BFF raised pigs for meat one year, and she called them hogs.

      Or maybe it was pigs. I can’t remember. They were big when they were grown, and I was scared they’d knock her down and eat her. Those fuckers would eat anything.

      And I thought ‘wild boars’ was a catchall phrase for males and females. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
       
    6. Odins own
      Look up Russian boars, they've been getting to domestic sows and are running amuck. People thought hunters were photoshopping pic's ...they are GIANTS!!!
       
      Odins own, Sep 17, 2021
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  16. Valspar

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    1. submissively speaking
      Oh.
       
    2. conroe4
      That's a really big one. Note the straight tail.
       
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    No, a feral hog has a straight tail - it's not curly. Domestic pigs have curly tails. If a domestic pig gets loose and becomes feral, it's tail will straighten too. But yes, pigs are hogs and hogs are pigs. Feral is the key word.

    Your fears were correct Subbie. We had a lady eaten last year by them over in Dayton, Texas. Maybe 20 miles from here. She was getting out of her car at a private residence to babysit the kids there. They attacked and ate her as she got out of her car.

    Boars are males, sows are females both in domestic and wild hogs.

    You can hunt them year round, day or night, no license, And land owners are begging folks to come shoot them. They taste great.
    They're a mother fucker to skin, full of ticks and fleas. It's not a fun task. Most of the females have babies in them. They mate 3 times a year and produce litters of 6-9 piglets in each litter. That's why they're everywhere. My hunting buddy caught tularemia from cleaning wild hogs.
    I have some thick rubber gloves that go up to your shoulder should I ever need to clean one again. And that's mighty doubtful, but ya never know...

    Europe was paying top dollar for them a few years back, but they had to have a completely straight tail - any curl and they were rejected.

    I suspect hunting them on public property is encouraged too. But with landowners wanting them thinned, it's easy to find a place to hunt them.
    You can google hog hunting in Texas and see them slaughter dozens of them using night vision scopes and semi automatic rifles. You might feel sorry for the pigs, but something has to be done to control them.
     
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    1. Valspar
      "They're a mother fucker to skin"
      That's why they aren't worried about rattlesnakes.
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
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    2. submissively speaking
      I literally begged her to not buy any more of those. They were shifty, and smart. I watched one watching her, and it came over and deliberately bumped into her from the side. I stg it was a test to see how steady she was on her feet.

      The next year she switched to a much smaller heritage breed of little black pigs, and they were much better. Fat black barrels on legs, about the size of a bulldog. I was a lot more comfortable with her having those ones.

      Now she has sheep and life on the farm smells a lot better in general.
       
    3. Odins own
      I worked on a hog farm,your right they are smarter than dogs.
       
      Odins own, Sep 17, 2021
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  18. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    And you can eat everything on them but the squeal.
     
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  19. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Well this thread got derailed nicely and I, for one, learned something.
    Now back on topic...
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    1. deegenerate
      That's one of those things that's so creepy I can't look away from it. lol
       
      deegenerate, Sep 11, 2021
    2. Valspar
      Ha!
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
    3. Valspar
      I don't why you people keep "Wtf'ing" me.
      I wear that shit as a badge of honor.
       
      Valspar, Sep 11, 2021
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