It might be fun to sneak up and slap the shit out of the door of his car.

 

I'd complain, of course. I'd say it's never a woman. And why is it never a woman. There would be a glare to go with that.

 

Laugh

 

I guess it depends on the situation. A dogging spot and you would expect that. In the parking lot at Wallmart, perhaps not.

 

Suck him

 

I would watch, with a great deal of interest! I would become hard as a rock instantly.

 

Off subject kinda, but I love sex too much. I think.

 

Reverse the question and we wouldn't have to ask what a man would do if he were to see a woman masturbating in her car. I think.

 

I am gonna knock on the window and ask if i could join

 

Point at him and start laughing and get the attention of others that may be around.

 

Nothing. To each their own.

 

I would definitely help

 

I think it's all about the location and context. In a public place where kids, or even casual passers-by could observe, I'd be inclined to call the cops. Because if the guy's judgment is that poor, that he'd be doing it there, I'd suspect there were deeper and more dangerous issues involved.

If he were in a secluded spot, public, but out of the way, I'd treat it the same way as I would if I happened across a couple making out or having sex: give him a smile or the "thumbs up!" sign and just leave him to it and let him enjoy himself.

 

Probably stand and watch, then go somewhere safe for me to go jack off

 

I'd be approving and might join in on the play.

 

I used to park in a parking garage downtown. There was a group of guys some drinking and i am sure drugs. When it was time for people to get off work some of them would go inside the stairwell and masturbate as they watched us walk up the steps. They would be looking up our dresses and skirts, but you had to get to your car. The elevator was always broken.

 

I wish I was walking up those steps behind you!

 

Join him.