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  1. DJ_dBL_DiCK

    DJ_dBL_DiCK Sex Machine

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    We all have at least one. Whether it's related to the people (or bots) on the site or just the way this site functions. Mine is seeing users reply to personal ads that are YEARS old by users that haven't been online. What are yours?
     
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Mine is waiting and waiting and waiting for someone to answer the personal ads I posted YEARS ago! Where did I go wrong?
     
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    1. curiousscouser
      Do you go round and post "bump" on all 25 identical threads at least once a week?
       
      curiousscouser, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. aesopstails
      Twice daily!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 1, 2020
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  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I think we don't have nearly enough mud slinging and random insults in the politics threads. :jimlad:
     
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    2. Valspar
      Oooof¡
       
      Valspar, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. jelly4wire
      Does anyone read those long, long, way-too-long posts about Trump & BLM & Pelosi & The Radical Left & etc.... ??
      They usu. just end up as 2 peeps trading insults. That can be boring.
       
      jelly4wire, Sep 1, 2020
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    4. aesopstails
      Ummm... what we were going for here are RANDOM insults, while yours was rather SPECIFIC. Try something like "You’re uglier than a one-eyed camel"!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 1, 2020
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    5. DJ_dBL_DiCK
      Yeah I don't visit that particular neighborhood
       
      DJ_dBL_DiCK, Sep 2, 2020
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    6. Anniemated
      May the fleas of a hundred camels infest your crotch and your arms are too short to scratch them ........... will that do?
       
      Anniemated, Sep 2, 2020
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  4. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    We should talk about crab legs more.
    Little tasty crustaceans
     
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  5. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Not enough BOOBIES
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Ok, I will work on growing an extra one in that case.
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. Rexxracerr
      You have plenty enough tasty boobage for two girls, Dee. :p
       
      Rexxracerr, Sep 1, 2020
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Not enough DICK PICS! :jimlad:
     
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    1. Geminpa
      Oh god no!!!
       
      Geminpa, Sep 2, 2020
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    2. Bjj54
      My dick to small for this
       
      Bjj54, Nov 13, 2020
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  7. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    More pussy pics and huge asses
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Aw. I love pet names. :inlove:
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. Jh2
      Hahaha I wasn't calling you Donkey butt
       
      Jh2, Sep 1, 2020
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    4. submissively speaking
      You weren't? :(
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 1, 2020
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    5. Jh2
      It means huge ass you probably deserve a better name than donkey butt
       
      Jh2, Sep 1, 2020
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    6. submissively speaking
      Not if you use it affectionately ... :D
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 1, 2020
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Not enough people using this emoji! :jimlad:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      It's my new favorite!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Mine too @Dee !
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 1, 2020
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    When people insist on exhibiting their abject lack of manners, or refuse to use the common sense the good Lord gave 'em.
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      That, my dear girl, seems to be a universal truth, as tragic as it seems.
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. Jack Mine
      @submissively speaking don't be so hard on yourself. It's a quality you should be proud of. It's what makes you, you.
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 1, 2020
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    4. submissively speaking
      I can always count on you to be supportive, Jack.
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 1, 2020
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    5. Jack Mine
      I truly cherish our relationship. I wouldn't give it up for a single thing. It's how we tic, and we tic pretty damn good ♥
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 2, 2020
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    6. submissively speaking
      ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 2, 2020
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  10. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Dipshit fuck faces that feel they can park in handicapped places without a license plate or mirror tag. Just because you are an OBESE BEACHED WHALE that does not give u permission to park in these spaces without proper authorization. Really pisses me off when I see cop cars parked there... I've actually left notes on cop cars and filed complaints...
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Ya, i parked my ass here some where years ago. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. FuntimeFla
      Some people with handicap credentials don't look so handicapped to me, so I just figure their handicap is mental.
       
      FuntimeFla, Sep 2, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      My friend has a curved spine but it doesn't show to your average passer by, so she's been sworn at etc for parking where she does even with a Blue badge showing she's entitled to!
       
      Anniemated, Sep 2, 2020
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    5. Bitsman
      Got a card .... Display it non-issue
       
      Bitsman, Sep 2, 2020
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    6. Anniemated
      Nor everyone gets close enough to inspect the car for a badge. I've had it too, filthy looks until my husband produces a wheelchair from the back , then it's a dipped head and an embarrassed look.
       
      Anniemated, Sep 2, 2020
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  11. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I want to use my own phone emoji's, and gifs.
    The likes, and such are to close together.
    It should go from good to bad progressively.
    I hit X, when I meant funny.
    Disagree, when i agree etc...
    Biggest one? Not being able to choose who follows.
    That should be up to the user.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      The like/dislike rating buttons are way smaller than my gigantic thumb it seems. lol
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Make your profile private to only people you follow. At least then you can control that.
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Two days of it being open to members, I get a dick pic, message, and followed by 3 guys.
      Not exactly what I was hoping for.
       
      Rexxracerr, Sep 2, 2020
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  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    50 y/o line backers acting like gods gift when in reality they are as welcome as a black fly in chardonnay
     
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    1. Jh2
      Yuck chardonnay
       
      Jh2, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. HarleyFan3343
      What a colossal douche. I am betting you live in your parents basement.
       
      HarleyFan3343, Sep 3, 2020
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Dont compliment him, it'll go straight to his head.
       
      Rexxracerr, Sep 4, 2020
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Who, exactly, would that be?
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Oh, do promise.
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 4, 2020
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    3. Geminpa
      Make sure to tune into “despicable me” later to get some pointers!
       
      Geminpa, Sep 4, 2020
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    4. Rexxracerr
      All that rhetoric, and still we don't know who the linebacker is? Not fair.
      So I can put it to rest in my mind.
      It was me.
      I'm the freaking linebacker, along with any other innuendo dropped blasphemous bullshit that falls out of his ass, from this point on.
      If he don't name them specifically, he is talking about me.
      Please ladies, don't let the devil take your joy.
      Ignore this dipshit, and have a happy day.

      Rex the attention whore
       
      Rexxracerr, Sep 4, 2020
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    5. Bitsman
      I got a hang nail... It really hurts...
       
      Bitsman, Sep 4, 2020
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    6. Geminpa
      Ouch, I hate those
       
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    All the negativity. This is supposed to be a place to look at porn and beautiful naked people and have some laughs and orgasms. So why all the fighting and getting all riled up?
     
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    1. heads-up
      Because there isn’t enough of you to go around and keep us all happy...idle time sometimes makes us mischievous .
       
      heads-up, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Aw thank you ☺️♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2020
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  15. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta get a beer for this
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Good choice!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. Bitsman
      Gotcha covered @Sweetpassion ... 120 proof gyood nuff fer ya... Smooth as silk..
       
      Bitsman, Sep 3, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      What is it? Shine? Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 3, 2020
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    5. Bitsman
      Home brew all the way sweet cheeks
       
      Bitsman, Sep 3, 2020
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    6. Sweetpassion
      Good potent stuff!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 3, 2020
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  16. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    The blue colour
     
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    1. jelly4wire
      Like or dislike of color must be subjective;
      I enjoy this shade of blue. :cool1:
      Sorry you don't, one really sees a lot of it around here !!
       
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    2. bigbird
      Yep - each to their own mate
       
      bigbird, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. Bitsman
      It's COLOR... Not COLOUR
       
      Bitsman, Sep 3, 2020
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    4. bigbird
      Nope not in English ;)
       
      bigbird, Sep 3, 2020
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    5. Bitsman
      Two peoples separated by a common language
       
      Bitsman, Sep 3, 2020
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  17. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    I hate it when a pet pees on the forum’s blue carpet.
     
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  18. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband calls me his pet peeve so I guess I’d be his pet peeve on the forum as well.
     
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  19. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    Not enough cowbell.....
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Always need more cow bells!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Sep 1, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Chris Walken is a weird comedic genius
       
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      Cherrypop, Sep 1, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      And he can dance too
       
      deleted user 555 768, Sep 1, 2020
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    4. Truthful 1
      And he help misplace Natalie wood . In the Pacific Ocean
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 8, 2020
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