1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from [email protected] or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. mesosmoker

    mesosmoker Porn Surfer

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    Here's how it works. Someone posts a question asking a basic and normal question and you answer it. For example,

    Where did I leave all the AA batteries?

    They have been running all night in your vibrator.

    After you answer the previous question, you ask your question.

    Let's start.


    What do I have in my pocket?
     
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      That's your dick not a cucumber
       
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  2. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    A hole, so I can feel cocky all day

    How did work go today?
     
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Who the fuck works in here?? I thought we all sait in here and jerked off.

    What color is your hair?
     
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  4. bosoxfan

    bosoxfan Sex Machine

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    I dont know I shave my head just like my pubes.

    What did you do today?
     
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  5. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I went to a strip show and then jacked off in the rest room.

    How do you like your eggs?
     
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  6. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    unfertilized so I can continue having sex without the worry of pregnancy.


    Why did I just drink so much water?
     
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  7. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    So you can keep on squirting of course!


    What's a good way to relax?
     
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  8. prtndr

    prtndr Porn Star

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    Just lay back and suck on my cock.

    Where's the remote?
     
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  9. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    in between my tits, I was pretending it was Hedley's cock.


    Why do I feel the need to bring random forum member into my answers?
     
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  10. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Hidden in my secret hiding place, CUM dig it out with me ...

    Are you ready to go?
     
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  11. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    if by "to go" means going down on you, yes, always BR.


    Why is my phone dying?
     
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  12. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Because you discovered how to make it vibrate without anyone calling first.

    What is your username?
     
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  13. Coconut

    Coconut Porn Star

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    Coconut big boy, cos when im hard and make plenty of 'milk'

    How can I make more money!?
     
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  14. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    You can become my cousins pimp, I can introduce you.

    What's for dinner?
     
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  15. Coconut

    Coconut Porn Star

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    I believe its your pussy or my cock on the menu, with cream for afters!

    Wheres the cat?
     
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  16. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    my pussy is just fine, a little wet right now though...


    What is your favorite song?
     
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  17. dartmaster

    dartmaster Sex Machine

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    Why is your hand in his pocket, and why are you feeling, never mind/ mrs d:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
     
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  18. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    v
     
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  19. dartmaster

    dartmaster Sex Machine

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    Beat it by mj// what time is it
     
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  20. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    Closer. If you know the song, it's dirty.

    What's in your attic?
     
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      My gimp. Name a type of wood
       
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