I'd prefer a peach, and my good friend "Apple" is really juicy too.

Do you have a two stall garage?

 

Yes, and I like to go parking in it!

Do you donate to charity?

 

I haven't ever done it in a chariot before.

Do you drink bottled water?

 

I found out a watering can gets faster results than bottled water.

Have you ever given Trick or Treaters money?

 

I've given it away, but I haven't turned any tricks for money.

Do you still have a landline phone?

 

I need it to connect my dial up modem to look at porn!

Do you have more than one wireless device?

 

The wife does. I just keep them supplied with batteries!

Do you get tired of Robo-Calls?

 

My friend called me in the room after she took her robe off and it wasn't because she was tired.

What type of ice cream do you like?

 

Right now I think I could go for licking some strawberry!

So sprinkles get stuck in your teeth?

 

I might get sprinkled on if her bush gets stuck in my teeth.

Do you like to go horseback riding?

 

As long as I'm riding her on top of the horse fucking my girl from the back

Do you like the snow?

 

I would like it even more if those damn dwarfs would let me have a turn!

Do you like Starbucks?

 

If I were asked to star in a porn movie it probably wouldn't wouldn't make a buck.

Has it been windy where you live?

 

Do you like vanilla?

 

I was out driving around and did notice that is was wndy!

What color appliances do you have?

 

Do you like ice

 

I have several different colors and I usually apply lube to the larger ones.

Are you going to buy a pumpkin for Halloween?

 

Mmm

 

Naaaaa. I'm not really into pumping my kin!

Have you begun raking leaves?

 

I don't know why my nipples started getting hard when I raked the other day.

Did you go anywhere on vacation this summer?