I know the joke is “special people” lick windows.

 

I actually kind of take offense to that because I’m actually extremely intelligent but did lick windows on occasion many years ago.

 

To make the kids laugh.

 

No.

 

If I ever did, it would have been during a time where I don't remember much. Could've happened. Not sure why, but Acid doesn't ask why...

 

No, but I snorted white powder in the backwoods of a park once.

 

I may have accidentally licked a couple buttholes before, but in my defense, I was drunk and it was dark.
Hard to tell where the pussy ends and the ass begins on nights like those.

 

Not a window but when I was a youngster I tried licking the clothesline pole on a frosty winter morning...on a dare from my sister. I don't remember how I got unstuck, just the laughter from my sister and the neighbor kids..

 

I've never heard of licking a window. I didn't know that was a thing. Except for my dog. She licks any window she comes in contact with.

 

What you talking about Willis...

 

I have never heard of this. What is the point of licking a window? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

No, but I did lick a window envelope or two.

 

I’ve stuck my tongue in a window of opportunity, but I’ve never licked a window.

 

As a trustee in county jail, I had to clean up the visitor area.
While doing the windows, you could plainly see the imprint of some very ample boobs, even the nipples were visible.
I reluctantly wiped them off, but it didn't make a difference.
I called a guard over, to show him, and asked what the hell would she have used, so it wouldn't wash off.
So he licked it, and said, "Tastes like hot sauce!!!"

 

Please stop using so much Windex. It ruins the experience for me.

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OK, Cupcake… now you’re in trouble! Somehow (most likely due to very little sleep), my brain has decided to set this thread title to the tune of "Did You Ever See A Lassie?", and IT WON’T STOP!!!!

Have you ever licked a window, a window, a window?

 

I've inadvertently licked a window by walking into a closed patio door full throttle. People really shouldn't keep windows/patio doors so spotless, it's a safety hazard.

 

Only on the short bus.