If you could travel back in time on one occassion only up to 30 years in the past and the laws of time travel allowed you to speak to your younger self for 5 minutes what would you say to your younger self ? (excluding winning lottery numbers etc)

 

5 minutes?? I cant imagine when I was young that a 5 minute talk would have done me much good. Maybe a month or two.

 

Stay off the XNXX porn site

 

When you meet Becky...run!!!

 

I would tell myself everything I learned from my biggest mistakes as to potentially avoid them in the first place.

 

I would tell myself not to waste precious time on things that aren't going to work out.

 

I'd tell my younger self what a handsome fuck he is, and how much I'd love to blow him, if I had longer than 5 minutes

 

First of all I would tell myself, the talents that I would have in the future. I spent a long time looking for them.
And not to quit doing push ups, sit ups, and occasional running.
And quit abusing your body.

 

read the question I asked again fully!

 

I wouldn't say one word... Just give a great big hug!!

 

I’d probably tell myself it’s okay to ask for help sometimes! And to stay away from the shitty friends I made along the way lol

 

Stop masturbating young man...you will go blind.
Whatever, future me!
Fuuucckk...now I wear eye glasses.
Grrrrrr!

 

I’d tell her to fuck more people.

 

Five minutes is not a lot of time however, I would tell myself it's okay to tell people they can kiss my ass! Follow your heart, do what's best for you and the woman fron the Midwest.....do what ever it takes.

 

I'd tell myself to choose the career that equals more money. I love my job, but damn. Also, I'd give myself permission to throat punch any man who romatically uses to word love towards me.

 

I was about to say this myself. It is better to learn from one's mistakes than it is to keep making them. Nevertheless, some opportunities only come once in life. One benefits from knowing how to respond to them in advance.